Just hilarious, Scylla. And I can relate. I had a vasectomy a few weeks ago and will have to deliver a few samples for testing over the next months. Now, my urologist lives some 25 minutes away from my home, and he told me the samples must be no older than 30 mins. So here’s what I’ll have to do:
I’ll go to the bathroom in the morning just before work, my wife knowing EXACTLY what I’m going to do. I’ll lock the door to keep the kids out, which will make them howl outside until I’m done. (I normally allow them in, they’re very young.) Having performed the necessary act of willpower and concentration, I’ll leave the bathroom, climb over the kids, kiss my wife goodbye (who still knows EXACTLY what I just did) and grin sheepishly while I hurry out of the house. I’ll hide the cup under my jacket in case I meet a neighbor, and if I do, I’ll avoid the usual chat under some pretext. Then I’ll jump in the car and rush off like a thief.
“Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin
As self-neglecting.”
–Henry V, Act 2, Scene IV
Oh, and Ruffian’s such a tease–leave it to her to post a really hot picture on the people page, and talk dirty in this thread AFTER she’s gotten engaged!
That was a great post, and in fact I shall give it the best compliment I can give it when I say it reminded me of a Wally (mis)adventure.
Thank you…
Yer pal,
Satan
TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Three months, one week, four days, 10 hours, 18 minutes and 0 seconds.
4097 cigarettes not smoked, saving $512.15.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 5 hours, 25 minutes.
? It’s last post is seven months after the prune date! Are we going to start seeing every popular thread made in the year 2000 start to come through these parts now as well as the 1999 ones?
