Now, THAT was evil. 
Was she, perhaps, letting you know that you weren’t communicating effectively? Gotta wonder what the outcome would have been, had you swallowed it calmly.
places the soft moss back atop Red Salamander
You’re a man and don’t know? I figured that one out at age 8.
Well, it IS kind of long, but I try not to brag. 
Sets a glass of Zinfandel in front of the lady Sorry for the delay, Ms. lighthouse. I somehow missed you, in the sudden rush of customers. And, it may be TMI for some folks, but it’s on topic, and highly appropriate. 
Condoms taste rubbery, not nice, and the flavoured ones just taste comical.
Besides, for me the taste is part of the whole thing!
I’m a girlie… Tir`Tinuviel is Tolkien Elvish, it basically means Guardian of the Nightingale. heh. Poetic ain’t I?
Like these?
Bwhahahahaaa!
That pictures not so clear, but before you ask, no they don’t get in the way!
There’s a lot of nevre endings there… you can work the rest out I’m sure…
Oh, someone asked a page or so back about tongue peircings making a difference. Yep they do.
Ok Davebear…here is the joke:
A lady has a baby boy and notices right away that his eye is sort of just hanging there, not in the socket. The dr says "oh, not to worry, when we circumsize him we can just use the extra foreskin to fix that eye…but then of course you realize he will be (drumroll please)
COCKEYED…
Snort, Margo
I was eating lunch when I read that, so best you didn’t go into too many details… finished now though
HAVE a phobia - apologies for my poor grammar (I should be beaten more regularly I guess!)
Thanks for the drink and the welcome Davebear.
An act worthy of revenge? Yes, the first time it was. Now, I’m a little more open-minded.
To clarify on the foreskin thing (I didn’t want to have to do this) I stop before the crucial moment and switch to manual stimulation, which terminates in a squeeze at the end. No spitting, no swallowing, and no cleaning up the sheets.
I’ve considered learning to swallow, but only if he agrees to go on a diet of exclusively pineapple juice.
I know what I can do with it. I was curious what she had in mind. How ya gonna learn anything new, if ya don’t ask?
8?!? Precocious little perv, weren’t ya?
Yup, and proud of it.
Now, that is.
since i was invited back by Davebear…
and since you asked about the frenulum thing…
what i was referring to involves kind of doubling my tongue back on itself while he’s pretty far in my mouth and using the rougher underside of the tongue tip to play with it.
well, you did ask.
(pity i’m neither red-haired nor green eyed, and very taken)
Sure, but for the ladies who don’t enjoy it, I thought it might be preferable. I should ask Guava, while she’s around.
Yep. Pretty name.
In a cooperative mood, Davebear does as instructed, and snorts Margo
Cute joke.
You’re quite welcome.
Ah! Thanks for the clarification. Sounds…odd.
Wouldn’t the pineapple juice, if consumed in mass quantities, make him taste awfully bitter? What’s your take on the condom idea? Would you consider that a reasonable solution, given your aversion to the taste?
I wouldn’t use a condom. It may make things easier for me at the end, but it probably wouldn’t be as pleasurable for him.
In addition, the feel of latex in your mouth is kind of…strange.
You’re always welcome, here, irishgirl.
I’ll think about that later, when I’m not at work, so as not to freak out my coworkers by moaning.
Indeed, I did, and thank you for sharing.
It’s not a pity. I happen to really like that combination, and it IS irish, generally. But, it isn’t a requirement; just a fantasy. And, yeah, I assumed you were taken. The good ones always are. At least you had the kindness to phrase it nicely.
Well, yes, I agree. It definitely wouldn’t be as nice, for him. But, I thought it might make it…acceptable…for the ladies who don’t care for it “au naturel”.
My hero.
I’d rather endure a little temporary discomfort for his pleasure. I wouldn’t want to receive through a dental dam, it just wouldn’t be as fun. He would lose alot of sensation even just in terms of feeling moisture and texture.
Swallow.
Awwww yeah.
[Buzz Lightyear]
You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
[/Buzz Lightyear]
Humph! A Mockingbird thinking it can fool me into believing it’s a swallow. As if I can’t tell the difference. I’m no birdbrain!