Originally by Rhino’s Honey…
Um… I think most of my TMI was aired in samarm’s favorite positions thread…
Not sure where we can go from here! gasp maybe something non sexual?
thwap ok all better now… what was I thinking… non sexual threads… who reads those 
You calling me a gigolo? :mad:
Note to self: samarm and positions Ahem! Um…non-sexual threads? What are those? Who’d want to waste precious SDMB time on non-sexual topics?
The majority of the threads are non-sexual… Hey I ain’t any, at least let me read about others who are lol…
No wonder I find them boring.
I assume you meant you aren’t getting any, and I feel the same way. 
Yes, I’m not getting any… or No, I’m not getting any… whatever way is right - I just ain’t getting ANY of anything …
Nada, niet, nothing, nil … poor me whine, bitch, moan …
So YES to sexual threads… YES, YES, YES… now someone have an idea quick before I faint
Breathe Rhino’sHoney!
We can’t have you passing out in here. Who the hell knows what’s on the floor?:eek:
Hey! I’m not getting any either. Can I join the club?
I just wanted to thank you guys for keeping me so entertained lately Even if I’m trying not to think about sex right now (like that’s ever worked)… Even so, they’re fun, and I’d think about starting one myself, except that I’m so new and unknown. It doesn’t help either, that so far the only threads I’ve really responded to have to do with A) sex or B) cars. I don’t want to stereotype myself too badly this soon
Hell I did lol… I think the majority of my posts are probably sex related… what does that say about me :eek: hehe… I guess the leopard print thong gave that one away though…
Ehhhh can’t remember my point now … 
Oh, no! RH has passed out! Maybe it’s a heart attack! Everyone stand back while I give her CPR! Actually, maybe you better all go wait outside for the ambulance. Stop giggling, RH, they’re almost buying it.
Hmm…two of the nicest, sexiest women I’ve ever met both need sex…well…I could just…ohhhh, my!..no…better not go there…I’m at work, and I may need to stand up at some point
Now now, Dave, what would Rhino say? (lots of swear words before squishing ya I would guess :p)
When did you start letting reality get in the way of fun? Besides, I ain’t that easy to squish. Could be an interesting matchup; The Rhino vs The Grizz.
Sexy? Me?
For that, you can do just about whatever you want, as long as it includes talking to my tummy.
I’d have to give that matchup to the Rhino (no offense, of course). I mean, grizzlys are mean and have big claws, but Rhino’s are huge, and have thick, tough skin too. If he got a running start, I just don’t know if you could make it
personally I wouldn’t want to go up against either one, though, so I think I’ll leave now so you can have your fun with the sexy ladies (and perhaps a rhino too)…
:: slinks out the back door, disappearing into the night - you guys may be big, but I can fly! ::
LOL … ok, ok… Rhino vs The Grizz… funny idea
So, whats the next thread? C’mon guys (and gals) … we gotta find something … anything? anyone? lol…
Good lord. I wander out of the bar for a day, only to come back and find this mess? What have you kids been doing?* Someone mentioned RH passing out and animal fights…and now you want to start a new thread.
Kids are so needy.
RH, I’ll brainstorm ideas for a new thread and will get back to you.
*Perhaps the right question is, “What have you NOT been doing?”
Not having sex, it sounds like. ::d&r::
What mess? What are you talking about? What was the orignal point of this thread again? I forgot already, with all this random stuff… Is there even anything related to the OP on this entire page? Honestly folks, get it together. Newbies, ya just can’t get them to do things right…
ok, I’m really going this time, I swear, :: runs out before grizzlies and rhinos and truth seekers can hurt him ::
You are so wrong.
It is not anyone’s fault it is just one of those things.
shrugs It happens. It might even happen every time, so what, there are plenty of other things in sex (and life)…
Guys! c’mon, now, keep it nice!
(although Davebear is free to avail himself of a hug from me anytime he wants because he’s a sweetie.)
Personally, i’ve always started any BJ situation with a " if you want to cum in my mouth, you’re grand" statement (which might not be comprehensible to the non-irish, but it seems to work ok).
Takes some of the pressure off, but isn’t always enough.
I don’t really take anything personally though, so it’s all worked out ok in the past.
irishfella is in a whole different category, and i’ve been requested to draw a veil over our love-life, so there you go.