::points and screams:: NEWB!
I guess I’m not Irish (enough). I really can’t tell if “you’re grand” means “that’s OK” or “don’t you dare!”
Care to translate for those of us across the pond?
It means “that’s OK.”
Yes, you. Were you not aware of this? Let me guess; you’re one of the many “but, I’m no supermodel” women, aren’t ya? But sexiness is in the mind, the heart, and the personality, not the body. And, you definitely qualify on that scoring system. And, you probably do better on that other scoring system than you realize. 
Mmmmm…tummy!
Sorry, Mom. We’ll try to do better, from now on. I think the neediness comes from insufficient breastfeeding when we were babies. Maybe you could make up for that, now…
Oh, and would you mind not screaming? Some of us are nursing hangovers.
Not so fast, there, flyboy. I think you’re probably right about the rhino, if we’re talking real critters. But, you ain’t goin’ nowhere till we get this mess cleaned up.
Oh, well, thanks for stopping by to point that out. Want to slap me, while you’re here? 
:eek: Hummina, hummina…humm…eep. Damn, these irish girls are hot!
Awww! blush C’mere, you! {{{{irishgirl}}}}
Thanks, ** Dr. Lao**. You dropped in at just the right time, it seems. And, welcome to you, too, Musicat.
So, as to topics…I’ve thought of two possibles. The scent of sex, about how scent affects our passions, or Cut vs UnCut, the great debate over circumcision. I haven’t seen either of those discussed. Of course, I spend most of my time behind the bar, here, so I may have missed them. I did learn, yesterday, that “eating ass” is a forbidden topic, though. 
ooooooh baby!
(I guess I should have put a smiley at the end of the “you’re so wrong” post, it wasn’t ment to be a telling off… I just don’t think anyone needs to feel they are at fault in that situation. ;))
Hmmm Dave… the Circumcision thing was done a little bit ago probably not exactly as you envisioned but there is this:
Do American women prefer circumcised lovers
There was another one that was more of a should you circumcise your baby thread too IIRC.
I haven’t seen anything on the scent of sex…
I was thinking last night that maybe a “How noisy are you” thread might be fun as I was trying really hard not to make any noise that would carry through to where my mom was sleeping. (She’s staying with us for a couple weeks because she broke her leg)
I was just teasing. I knew what you meant, but I figured that would goad you into another response.
Is it still trolling if what you catch is a hot babe, and not a troll?
heeee!
Thanks! I’d forgotten about that circ. thread. No, it isn’t at all what I’d envisioned (much too clinical), but it is still pretty recent.
So, the scent idea is still in play, and I like your idea, too. Would you want to start that one?
Sorry about your Mom.
Well, if we’re still looking for a sex topic, I’ve got one, but I’m still a little embarrassed to bring it up as a full thread started. A lot of women preach the whole “It’s not the size of the boat, it’s how you sail it that counts” concept, but none of them go into exactly HOW one is supposed to sail said dingy. Personally, I’ve never had any complaints, but like most guys, I’m still concerned about it, and never actually having engaged in full on sex (not to say I haven’t had the opportunity, I’m just still waiting for the right gal), I’m a little concerned that when the time comes, I’ll be completely useless (hence, the dedicated studies of cunnilingus).
Of course, by writing this, I’ve already addressed the issue, but something about seeing my sig in the tittle thread’s poster makes me kinda nervous. What do you think, is IMHOP free of enough sex threads for a new one, or should it wait till later?
I kinda like that phrase… need the first 3 to run the last one. And don’t forget the nose…
This sounds like a great topic !!!
::shaking head:: Aren’t WE getting brave now ?
Do bears have more sensitive noses than other animals ??? [yogi]Boo Boo - Do I smell a pic… nic… basket ?[/yogi]
This is a very good point El. “Dingies for Dummies” comes to mind. But seriously… this would be a good discussion topic as well.
That might be an interesting topic, El Elvis Rojo. Doesn’t seem any worse to me than threads that have already been started, but I’m new so I don’t yet know people’s tolerance level here. It’s definitely more tame than “eating ass,” as Davebear mentioned. Although I honestly don’t see what’s that much worse about that than what we’ve already been talking about, but that’s probably just me
As for the Scent of Sex, I can imagine that would be entertaining. Possible not as informative as the above topic, but entertaining nonetheless… probably would get more attention too.
oh, and SFtT:
No kidding! Geez, n00bs these days… think they can come in here and do whatever they feel like. :rolleyes: When will they ever learn? 
disclaimer: I know n00b is not the proper SDMB approved way of spelling, I’m just being ironic and clever by showing my n00bness in that context. oh I kill me…
::fit of giggles:: Oh, please, please, tanookie, can we? Can we?
We can work it into El Elvis Rojo’s thread somehow, right? Right! Of course!
Rojo, (may I call you that?), I’m sufficiently paranoid that I would wait a while before starting a new IMHO sex thread. Then again, you’re not me. (Whew, right?!) Concerning size and operation of your boat: my friends say that (way too often to be healthy) “It’s not what you got, it’s how you work it.” to each other all the time. Cuz I honestly think most of us believe it. In previous threads, other female Dopers reminded us that, like in oral sex, someone with an average-sized penis is often preferrable* to someone with a painfully-large one. Besides- the love, attention, affection and intimacy, the emotions of the experience itself-- that is what makes sex the wonderful thing it is (or should be), not the so-called ‘quality’ of one’s body parts.
*It’s too early for me to care if that’s a word or not.
Like your friend, I know a lot of women who say “It’s how you use it.” Only, NONE OF THEM SAY HOW TO USE IT! It’s like looking at one of those wierd horseshoe puzzles, and having someone say “If you know the trick to it, it’s simple” but not telling you the trick, you know?
Use it in whatever way makes both of you satisfied… Do what feels good and follow your partner’s cues to see what does and does not feel good for them!
I think the trick is that sex is more than just penetration. There are all kinds of erogenous zones and many ways to make these zones happy. Too much focus on any one thing tends to detract from the experience as a whole. IMHO anyway
Communication is really important too… some days I want to be silly and play games… other days I’m looking for a more emotionally close experience… then some days I just want raw sex. If I can’t communicate that then I’m likely to be disappointed when I don’t get what I wanted.
The nose? I like noses, but are we talking sexy, or running? As in, “to run the last one”.
Thanks. I don’t think it could possibly be as much fun as this one, but it might be worthwhile.
For the record, I didn’t start the “eating ass” thread. I thought it had a lot of potential, though, until it got shut down about 4 posts later.
I assume this is just a joke, but I’m gonna answer it anyway. Yes, bears have exceptional senses of smell. Which is good, because their eyesight is pretty weak.
I agree, but I think Elvis should start it. And, now we’ve got three different people each using a different part of his name.
I think it would be okay. I’m still pretty new, here, too. But, it seems like a reasonable topic, to me.
Very true. Did I say Irish girls are hot? I meant southern women. BTW…
[annoying AOL voice] You’ve got mail! [/annoying AOL voice]
This would be an excellent post for the “Dingies for Dummies” thread!
So, what do you say, folks? I’ll start the Scent thread, Tanookie will start the Screamers Anonymous thread, and Elvis will summon up his courage and start the Dingies thread. No need to reveal the reason why you’re asking, if you’re uncomfortable, Elvis.
Elvis also made me think of another one; are you still a virgin, if you’ve done everything except intercourse? Or, has that been done, recently, too?
Ok… I started my thread and I see Dave started his… now where’s Elvis??
Oh and I think that while technically you’re probably a virgin… oral sex is sex! IMHO that is more intimate than genital intercourse!!
mumble mumble semantics mumble mumble
Whoops… I forgot the smartass smiley so there’s one for good measure. Yes I was joking…
Okay, it will go up shortly. It’s been a busy day, so sorry for the delay.
Nope, sure wasn’t.
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Ya caught me.
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Thank you. This comes at a time when…well…I really needed it.