Awww, Branwen! {{{{{{Branwen}}}}}}
Hmmmphhhhhhhhhhh 
You have your email blocked, silly.
She’s right, ya’ know, RH. Of course, MY email is not blocked, so if you’re interested…
Two thumbs waaaay, way up for irishgirl’s communication skills on this one…
The clearest okay I’ve ever been given was by a woman who, on beginning to get down to it, said “I want a good mouthful”
(and, being a properly brought up English gent, I obliged) 
but that was nearly twenty years ago :smack: :rolleyes:
Oops @ Branwen and Dave, you two are of course correct… or should I say “were correct” lol…
HOLY CRAP! An ON topice post! What am I supposed to do, again? I forget. …Wait! I know!
I totally agree, Mal. Her communication style is outstanding. And ya’ can’t fault her attitude, either. I’ve had almost as clear instructions, on occasion, but they’ve always been of the opposite nature.
So, what’ll ya’ have? A beer, maybe?
Ahem
[annoying AOL voice] You’ve got mail! [/annoying AOL voice]
Feel better, now? 
A little Scotch for me please, bartender. If you have any Islay malt, that’ll do even better. It’s the whole peat-smoke thing; an acquired taste, but well worth the labour IMHO. Nothing in it “except another whisky”, as my Dad would say.
As a matter of fact, it’s what I drink, myself, when I want to be nice to myself.
Here you are. Enjoy!
:smack: “Topice”! I wrote “topice”. :smack: :rolleyes:
much
Sorry, I had the week from hell, so I had to bow out of this thread for a while.
Thanks for the reply Sappho, I’m cautious becasue I’ve run afoul of some grouchy lesbians lately (other boards), so I was just being careful. I think that’s a thread I’d like to start, one about why lesbians and straight guys can’t seem to be friends. We have so much in common! Every time I talk to one, they think I’m sucking up just so I can ask to watch or something. While that would be entertaining, sometimes I’m really just talking.
I mostly just posted to give this thread a bump.
Hi all! I’m back from my trip to the wilds of West Texas. I just wanted to let you know that my boyfriend was most grateful for the…enthusiasm…this thread gave me. He said it was the best one ever! And he most definitely showed his gratitude later!
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder…he’s off to California for a week.
Yay, it’s back! I could really use a stiff one…drink that is.
Dolores Claiborne, Davebear will be so proud when he reads your post.
Sorry you had such a bad week, dude. Have a beverage, on the house. clunk
That sounds like it could be an interesting thread. I’d say go for it. I have some guesses, but I’ll save them.
Welcome back! And, thank you for sharing that. It does make me feel good to know we helped.
I’d love to give you a stiff one! But, if all you’ll take from me is a drink, here ya go. clunk
Thanks for the drink. The week I’ve had, I can really use it.
I’ll get back to you on the other.
Davebear…saw this little gem and thought of you…its on topic, right?
http://www.candydirect.com/html/eng/1516-AA.html
Margo
Oh way to post the wrong picture…sorry DB…try this one…
http://www.candydirect.com/tasteofnature/Screamin_Sour_Gummy_Worms.html
Humblest apologies, Margo
Ok, so I’m jealous now…
Do I get a bonus email too?
[sub](bearing in mind I’m practically a married woman, but hey, new email friends are always good!.. RAR!)[/sub]
Yeah, I’ve heard that one, before. :dubious:
Umm…you’re calling me a worm? 
I must be missing something.
I hope.
Oy! Sure, what the heck. I might as well collect the whole set of hot, unavailable women. :rolleyes:
Poor {{{{{{{{{{{{{DAVE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I’ve had a bad day … and gonna hijack this thread btw…
Said goodbye to someone I thought was a friend but turned out not to be. Despite them acting like a shithead to me for ages now, I still feel rotten and cried a lot. But it needed to be done.
And this has nothing to do with bj’s whatsoever but maybe mentioning blow jobs here might help me not hijack this totally