You mean there’s another kind?
Hey… I’m not bitter 
But then I doubt I constitute a group. I could be construed as a pair but I don’t know… what if the fetus is a boy… Then I’d still be two but not two ladies…
What were we discussing again?? God I miss coffee
So you go and start another one? :dubious:
Just page 14, huh? I think most of the second half of this thread is off topic! It’s more like a little chat room. That’s probably frowned upon by the elders (as hinted at above), but hey, until we’re shut down or get bored with it, what’s the harm, really?
Hey! Of course. The non-bitter kind. I’m not always bitter. I have hope.
I always wished that instead of semen, a man could ejaculate something like chicken gravy or au jus.
I enjoy oral sex right now, but I believe that some sort of gravy ejaculate would let me approach the act with renewed vigor and excitement.
thx
ouisey … I wouldn’t want gravy… how about chocolate syrup?
Oh! If men’s cum was chocolate syrup they’d get head all the time!
Mmm, whipped cream.
Chocolate syrup ejaculate… Hmm… I sense some use for all those biomechanical engineering classes I took… I’ll make millions, and everyone will love me! I’ll just have to think of a catchy name for my product.
I’d like to see the clinical trials for that one.
flybynight Cocoa cum?
Cocoa cum:D that’s funny.
The best I can do on short notice is sweetened spunk.
They sound like the names of cereal.
I wonder how much red tape I’d have to go through… getting any medical device approved is a major PITA, but add the FDA and probably some other organizations into the mix, and I’d probably be 50 by the time I was able to sell the first one. Or I could just tell girls that I taste like chocolate syrup. They wouldn’t know I was lying until it was too late anyway…
Ooooo, you are a naughty one.
It’s spermaliscious!
That’s funny. I think she spilled a little though. :dubious:
I wonder if those supplements have any real effect? Anyone want to help me test them out? I’ll buy 'em
That’s so nice of you to offer yourself up in the name of…well…it’s not exactly science, is it?
Only if you are good…
It’s not that I find it gross. Hell, if I were gay, I’d have no issues with swallowing. But, I’ve had it repeatedly beaten into my thick skull, by various women, that coming in their mouths is not acceptable. **
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You poor, poor man…guess you just never met the right kind of girl.
Well here is a thought - the cum might not taste like chocolate syrup or whipped cream, but if your pour that on the to begin with adn lick it off, you geta great residual…but it’s kind of messy
So who cares about a mess, right? All the more fun to clean up 