baby oil + a twister game = great Friday night fun
Baby oil + a twister game = a recipe for disaster! That could be dangerous!
Poor flybynight. He asks for volunteers and the thread goes almost silent. Flybynight, would whoever volunteers have to wear one of those hats with the big mouse ears?
Gimme enough to drink and I’ll be part of Flyboy’s experiments… also I get to feel the sosoft legs too 
Honey, don’t err on the side of caution. Danger is sometimes fun. Naked oily twister IS dangerous but probably not in the way you meant. (she giggles)
Fly by night asked for volunteers? For what? I must have missed that one.
I get to pat his butt.
There has to be something very wrong with wearing a mickey mouse hat with ears in that situation. I don’t know what, exactly, but I know there’s something. Yeah, that would just be wrong. But maybe in a good way.
And I was going to post something self-pitying about my offer being ignored, and was even going to go so far as posting a link to pics of those nice legs I carry around with me, but I see now I just need to stock up on some alcohol 
Think I can change my name to flyboy? I kinda like that.
I’m just concerned about your limbs.
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He’s going to try to invent something to make semen taste like chocolate. He’s asking for volunteers.
Yeah go ahead, post those nice legs and while your at it, a photo of you in those bike shorts…that might help me decide. Ladies? Do you agree?
Well, I’m good, but I don’t know if I’m good enough to keep a hat on my head.
Yes, by all means post a picture of your legs. Please?
Ahhh, I asked for volunteers in a different thread. It was quite the ego crushing experience.
I wouldn’t take any perceived rejection from the Straight Dope board too personal…
Hey, I object to this objectification of me. I’m more than just an object that you can objectify - I’m a real person too, with real feelings and everything. Gosh darnit.
What do I get if I do?
I completely apologize for reducing you to a mere sex object. It was callous and wrong of me and I sincerely apologize.
(what would you want?)
I didn’t have much of an ego to begin with. It didn’t take long to recover.
I only have an “internet ego,” I’m much more humble in person. But my “internet ego” scoffs at SDMB’s “internet rejection.”
You’re my hero.
I don’t have much of an ego online or in real life. Maybe I need to see where I can get me one of those.
Maybe I’ve found a reason why some ladies don’t want to swallow. On David Letterman last night (4/30), Sue Johansen was a guest. Sue, “considered Canada’s most recognized sex expert” is the host of talk shows on both radio and cable’s Oxygen! channel, Talk Sex With Sue Johansen. She says:
We don’t have any Dopers that stupid, do we?
quote:
They [some people] believe that if you swallow ejaculation, you can get pregnant.
So that’s what happened to me! giggle
Apology accepted.
I take cash, checks, credit cards - I’d consider other taking other things, but only with a valid “photo ID”
Sugar, you have no idea how good I can be! 
Yeah, sucks to be me. Or, doesn’t suck…or doesn’t get sucked…ah, the hell with it. Anyway, I’m going to meet two of the right kind of women, tomorrow night.
I think we have a new member (no pun intended, for a change) of our little club! I like the way this girl thinks!
I’m in! But, I can’t make it, this Friday. Can we do it next week?
I live for danger! I laugh in the face of danger! No, wait; that was Maxwell Smart. Doesn’t sound dangerous, to me, as long I get to go last.
WooHoo! Score one for da Bear!
Yeah, if you really want to change your name, you can. I’m not sure how you go about it, but Gazelle used to be GazelleFromHell.
You did? What thread was that in? And, what did you want people to volunteer for?
Aargh! :smack:
I don’t remember which thread, it was for good sex, you were my lone volunteer.