Or should that be :o
So, when is it going to happen?
Oh, good! I’m not the only one who sees that stupid orange thing that way. 
Not tonight. I’m waiting for flyboy over in your pit thread.
Boy, Davebear that quote function really causes you some problems, doesn’t it?
Nah, it’s not the quote function. It’s the brain death.
Jilted, again. sigh Maybe that field mouse is looking for someone to rebound with.
They say the mind is the first to go. Or is that the hearing?
Please. I was just in the pit. You had just finished with one, were leading one away, and had another waiting in the wings. That poor me stuff ain’t gonna cut it.
Besides that, flyboy said we were “perdy”. How can any girl resist that?
What a coincidence! I asked for volunteers and Davebear was MY lone volunteer. What a community spirit that guy has.
Well although I do love a man with confidence, I am not up for sloppy seconds. So are you going to start a new thread next week talking about menage’ a tois after your big date tonight?
Well, I’ll send you my photo ID if you send me yours.
Is that what they’re calling it these days?
Well, I suppose. He is perfoming a service, of sorts.
Well it sounds better than man-ho.
Sorry? Could you repeat that?
Well, I have to console myself, somehow, since I can’t get anywhere with you!
He’s such a smooth-talkin’ devil, ain’t he?
Always happy to do my part. But, I’m happier when I can do your parts.
That’s the second time, this week, the phrase sloppy seconds has been used, that I’ve seen. Naturally, I was the first.
I only said I was going to ‘meet’ the ladies, not ‘meat’ them. One being Tanookie who, while a hottie, is very, very married. So, no, there won’t be any menage a’ trois threads from me, next week. But, if you’d like to start one, I’ll be happy to come play in it.
Of course, that’s assuming that Tanookie can be bribed into not revealing my hideously troll-like appearance, therbey forcing me to abandon the board.
You are a troll? What a coincidence, I am an ogre.
Uh oh.
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You don’t need me. They’re lining up for you.
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Yes, he’s quite the charming fellow. Now we need to stop talking nice about him. Between this and all of us girls stroking his legs and patting his butt yesterday he’s going to get a big head.
Sounds like you and mipiace would make a nice couple.
Me & who? Sorry I haven’t had my coffe today and I have a short attention span
You and Davebear. Troll and ogre. I wouldn’t say y’all would be a cute couple, but it sounds like you’d make a nice couple.
Oh got it - I’m a little slow on the uptake. Yeah just think of the wedding pictures.
Yes, stroking my legs and patting my butt generally does give me a “big head”…
I was wondering how long it would take. Thanks for not letting me down.
Umm…how big?
Mipiace, there may not be any pictures. You two might break the camera.:eek: Unless you look like the girl ogre in Shrek. I thought she was cute.
Well you will have to get flybynight to fess up his leg pictures and then you can see my photo ID
I’m surprised they issue Photo ID’s in Dementia
They’ve got to have some way of sorting out the trolls from the ogres.