Well, unlike some people, I don’t usually date outside my species, but I might make an exception for you.
deep sigh Women!
Huh? What? Did she say the W word? :eek:
bolts from the pub like a furry streak
Flyboy! Dude, I’ll pay you to get those pics up, if you share her ID pic with me!
Sure. The only hard part is getting the inhabitants to stop twitching long enough to take the picture. 
You cut me NO slack do you troll-boy?
Ah, but ogres are bigger than troll, so I can’t afford to. If I let up for a second, you’d eat me. I guess then we’d at least be back on topic. Sort of. 
Yeah but would I spit you out or swallow you?
Wouldn’t y’all like to know
It was worth a shot. Can’t blame a girl for trying.
Nah, you can’t let him get off that easy. First he tells us what great legs he’s got then he declines to comment on his package. Think he’s BSing us?
Maybe he isn’t a 20 something, maybe he is REALLY 70 years old and 400 lbs posing as a 20 something just to catch our interest…huh? I think he needs to step into the light and prove he’s not a phony, don’t you? Yeah bud, send us that picture, and while you are at it, make sure you are wearing those bike shorts!!! Inquiring minds want to know!
Hmm… interesting theory. Should I disprove it, or keep you guys wondering? It’s kind of fun this way…
Well, I did look around the 'net to see if I could find anything. The only picture of me with my bike gear on is a shot in a race when I was 19 (there used to be a lot more pictures of me in races, but I couldn’t find them - 
). It doesn’t really show any of the three things you guys want to see though, so I think I’ll just say that, yeah… I’m 70 and 400 pounds 
Awww, yer still cute.
For a 70 year old 400 pound guy.
I’ve been amused and intrigued by this thread but haven’t found occasion to contribute – until now, when I realized that it required a reference to this article, which Billy Meade linked to over in MPSIMS.
“Dear, remember how you told me you were wishing you could lose a little more weight? Well, read this…”
Don’t mind me, I’m just posting here because I was amazed at seeing Poly as the last poster in a felatio thread.
It’s like a vortex that just sucks people in.
Wow! Make the guy happy and the girl lose wieght? Awesome!
Ahahaha! I LOVE it! If only it were true! It would be the news event of the millenia!
Gotta love it when a thread on oral sex can even drag a saint into the discussion. Thank you. Kind words from one of the most respected members of the board are deeply appreciated.
Well, whatever the reason, you’re always welcome here.
What a night! Polycarp and Coldfire post in my thread, I gave chills to an angel, and I attended my first Dopefest. What more could a man ask? Well, maybe one night with miapiace, I guess.
Better make that a week.
Sorry, sweetie. It’s a whoosh (joke).
Davebear, you have to tell us about the Doperfest.
I posted a short review in the Boston Min-Dope thread.
Gasp! You mean I have to venture out of IMHO? Oh boy, that’s a big step. I’m not sure if I’m ready for that yet.
Sounds like you had a good time.
Which one - top or bottom?
Well, now I gotta do cos its good for me and not just cos I luvvvvvv it
Its purely for medicinal purposes only of course
Hey, I happen to know you’ve been playing the Pit, so don’t try to play innocent with ME. We could play Naked Twister, though!
Yeah, it was fun. I was hoping some of the party animals would show up, though. Guess they had better parties to attend. Oh, well.
So, where are all the troll jokes? Is Tanookie’s email not working?
Well, o’course it 'tis! A fine, upstanding Irish lass, like yourself would ne’er do such a t’ing, odderwise.
It’s harder to write a brogue than it is to speak with one.
