My email works just fine…
Guess you haven’t been to the minidope thread in the last 30 seconds 
Yeah we’re just not party animals I guess… At least when we’re not in our favorite threads… And rowdy in a restaurant can be difficult… I went through the lets see how long it takes them to boot us from this restaurant phase… it just meant I missed dessert!
I’ve seen it, now. Very funny! 
I hope you don’t think I was complaining. I had a great time meeting you and the others. I was just hoping we’d end up going out, afterwards. Obviously, you couldn’t do that, with the munchkin and 1/3, but I knew that going in. And, I don’t think that was really the place to stay till they kicked us out.
Well its even worse cos I don’t speak like that at all lol… I am told I have a rather posh accent lol… though I am sure I do sound Irish anyway - just not that pretend Irish lol…
DaveBear pout I totally missed your Pitt Party. Sorry.
Can I get a Jack & Coke? I’m thoroughly bummed now.
It’s probably an American thing. We all seem to associate Irish accents with Pat O’Brien, even though some of us, myself included, have met people with REAL Irish accents that don’t sound anything like him. But, that would be even harder to write. And, I looooove Irish accents. I’m not sure which I love more Southern or Irish.
Awww! {{{{Dreamer}}}} I’m sorry you missed it, too. It was fun! Although, your hubby might have objected to some of the things that might have happened to you, there. But, who knows? Maybe you could’ve bumped someone off my Top 5 List.
One Jack & Coke, coming right up.
:eek:
At this point I ought to mention that in the Brit idiom you’ve just opened a whole 'nother can of sexual-preference worms
I didn’t think you were complaining. Yeah my late night party animal days are on hold… not that I had all that many of them…
Oh glad you liked your picture
Oh and Malacandra… dare I ask what can of worms she opened?
tanookie I was just gonna ask Malacandra for a translation… LOL
I did! It was very cool. Did you draw that, or find it?
I have to admit, I’m both disappointed that none of the ladies actually want to know what I look like, and relieved that you aren’t telling, at the same time.
And, I second Dream Girl’s thanks for asking Mal for clarification. I’m guessing it’s the “bummed” part, as in anal sex, but that’s just an, appropriately named, in this case, Wild Ass Guess.
Good lord Dave… if only I could draw like that! I can only draw with a bag of frosting… not a pen
Well even if they did want to know what you really looked like I would be no help at all. True story … worked with this guy every day for 3 years and didn’t realize he had glasses. Or a moustache… until I was talking about glasses with a coworker and she enlightened me… I had to then go check
Oh and I thought Malacandra was talking about the Jack and Coke part… guess we need to wait for her to come back and enlighten us
Davebear was, of course, dead right
Tho’ I, for one, if it’s a choice, would take the BJ every time
:o Yep, I see that now, however, wasn’t at all what I meant. 
Well, one never knows what hidden talents lurk amongst one’s compatriots.
You know, I thought my GF was the most oblivious person I’d ever met. I guess I was wrong.
Oh, and Mal’s a guy. Make a note, or something.
Yay! I win, again! Just a lucky guess, really, plus a thorough understanding of how dirty minds work.
Really? You’d take a BJ over anal? I’d have to call that one a really tough choice. One the one hand, it’s been a really long time since I’ve gotten any head, and I do really enjoy it. On the other, anal is a more …complete experience, I guess. More visual, tactile and participatory.
No, I’m sure it wasn’t. But, I’d much rather “bum you” (if that’s the expression, over there), British style, than “bum you out”, American style. 
See I am oblivious I shoulda realized Mal was a guy with the BJ comment but the “andra” ending keeps making me think girl.
Somehow I cannot imagine head as not visual, tactile or participatory but from talking to some of my girlfriends I can see why some guys would feel that way. I really think it would be neat to experience things from the point of view of the opposite sex for a day… might do wonders for one’s technique.
See, I’m not seeing at all how getting head isn’t visual, tactile or participatory… at all. Color me confused.
Hi there. I thought since I’ve been to Davebear’s pit party (well, Canuck’s pitting that turned into a party, 'cause Dave takes a party with him wherever he goes) and actually pitted someone defending his good name (and made a fool of myself in the process) I figured I should finally put in an apperance at his illustrious Spit ‘n’ Swallow thread.
It’s just that the answer seems so obvious.
Swallow. Duh!
Giggles, blushes…
Hi betenoir, 'bout time you showed up.
I agree, on the swapping sexes for a day. I think it would also do wonders as far as narrowing the gender gap.
But, I guess I wasn’t clear, since neither you nor Dreamer understood the point I was making about head versus anal. It’s not that it’s an all or nothing situation. It’s just that anal is more of a complete experience.
You can get head (theoretically) in a stall in a public bathroom, while fully clothed. So, there doesn’t need to be much contact for a blowjob. And, when getting head, I often couldn’t reach anything but the lady’s head. That doesn’t leave the guy with much to do, other than play with her hair. That’s not much participation, either.
But, for anal sex, it pretty much needs to be an all-out (I almost said “no holes barred”, but that would be redundant.) lovemaking session. So, naturally, there will be more contact (tactile), and lots of participation from the man.
And, with head, I often couldn’t see anything but the lady’s head, either. That’s the visual part. Now, I’ll grant you that there are few sights more lovely than a woman sucking my dick, but it’s still less to see.
Betenoir’s here! WooHoo! Thank you for dropping in to see us. And, I agree with Branwen; it’s about time!
And, my apology for not recognizing that you were, in fact, defending me, and my thanks for doing so, should be in your inbox, by now. But, I don’t think you made a fool of yourself.
LOL! Even RH is blushing, now. And, I’m thinking I know why.
Hey, nice to be here.