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There’s something very gratifying abbout having one’s arrival greeted with a “WooHoo”.
Well I was defending perverts everywhere. You just happen to be one of the top ones :D.
And if I have to make a fool of myself to defend perverts, then goddamnit, I’ll make a fool of myself 
:D!
Boy, this place is kind of like a pornographic Cheers, isn’t it.
I think we need more men here, though. There seems to be an awful lot of women, and not many guys.
Where everybody knows your name…and so much more!
Well, I kinda like being alone in a bar full of hot babes, but it is more fun when there are more guys around. I wonder where Flyboy is. Maybe Mal will hang around for a while. And Geezer and MetalHead may pop back in.
“That’s pervect!” Well, at least I’m one of the top ones. 
Ok like we aren’t already in TMIville…
There are positions that make watching her give head more visual. Hair can get in the way but you plan ahead for that.
(I mean really if you’re taking her from behind there isn’t much to see besides the back of her head anyway!)
Tactile/participatory… well you can reach more than her hair… you just have to be willing. Stand up… or have her lay so most of her is within easy reach.
Sometimes though the point is not to participate and just to enjoy what your partner has to offer you.
Why aren’t there more guys here… you’d think they’d want to educate us ladies on proper head-etiquette!
Yanno, I kept meaning to mention how the Back button on my browser always says “Straight Dope Message Board - In My Hum”
Don’t get me wrong - I’m quite pro-anal but I do figure that lips and tongue can do more for a guy than an asshole can. I haven’t actually had much experience of anal (maybe I just kept meeting the wrong women) and, on the whole, it’s the oral I miss the most.
(In case I never mentioned it, Mrs M’s take on the “Spit or Swallow?” topic is “Gag, long before the question becomes germane” 
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As to the name… well, I guess not everyone’s a C S Lewis geek like me, but Malacandra, the Oyarsa or planetary archangel of Mars, is definitely male. The “…andra” word element just means “land” or “world” according to context.
I doubt however that he has any opinion either way; he certainly has no personal preference, nor can have.
taps glass Same again, please!
Are we? Can I run for Mayor?
Well, sure. There are many positions for all kinds of sex. But, it was kind of a general question, so I gave kind of a general answer, based on my experience with the most frequently used positions for each.
Well, no, not if you’re doing it spoon-style. But, if she’s in a bent over, or doggy style position…WooHoo!!! Talk about scenic views! And, one can, and maybe should, pull out occasionally, which affords more opportunities to appreciate the view.
Sure. Generalities, again. Actually, probably my favorite sex act of all is mutual oral sex (sixty-nine). I may actually like kissing, even more, but I’m not sure that counts.
True. Most of the women I’ve known seem to have felt that way…all the time! :rolleyes:
What the hell do guys know about etiquette? 
Yeah, I don’t disagree with the points you make. But, there IS also the rarity factor, as you mentioned. In most cases, anal is much rarer than head, which gives it a certain cachet.
My commiserations on Mrs M’s attitude. But, since we’re sharing a boat, grab an oar, would ya’?
I think it’s more a matter of what ya’ll want us to know… tips, tricks, ideas… the more ideas in the (fore)play book the better. KWIM?
Oh you KNOW why :p:D
How timely, I just had my first experience with someone who had a tongue piercing last week. I would say that for me it definately enhanced the sensation. It was very nice to say the least.
Umm…it’s rude to talk with your mouth full? Although the vibrations can sure feel good, at times. My mother always said a lady never spits. Of course, I doubt my mother ever considered oral sex, in her entire life.
It’s Honeydew! WooHoo! May I be the first to say, “Nice melons, babe!”? I guarantee I won’t be the last.
You know, a girl asked me that once after she was done. She wanted tips on how she could improve… at the time, I couldn’t think of a damn thing to say, which I guess means she did a pretty good job. She wasn’t my girlfriend though, so I never really got a chance to get back to her on it (yet another reason I’m doomed to at least the 7th level of hell).
Being in a clearer state of mind now, my biggest thing is a nice amount of variety. I don’t want the same thing over and over (until it’s just the right moment, then the repetition is a good thing). Mix it up - hands, no hands, tongue, no tongue, firm, light, etc etc. I like a fair amount of teasing as well, to build up anticipation. Don’t be afraid to use a finger in a certain place either. But I’d assume specifics depend entirely on the guy, so that’s all just for me.
As far as etiquette goes, I suppose if you want us to warn you before it happens, mention that before hand, otherwise I certainly won’t (not on purpose, it’s just not what I happen to be concerned with at certain moments). Also, if you have long hair, it’s mighty sexy if you put it up or keep it out of the way, so as not to obstruct the nice view. Also don’t be afraid to grind up against my leg or knee (or wherever), so you can get some nice enoyment out of it too - I’m more than happy to help out there. Ok, that’s all I can think of right now. Don’t know if any of that helps, but at least it’s on topic
Just a random thought… the views/post count ratio on this threat is astronomical and that is not even taking into account the sheer number of posts by “regulars.”
Oh and flybynight… any lady who doesn’t know when that particular event is imminent really isn’t paying attention
Hey gang! Looks like I missed a lot being gone over the weekend but then it was a particularly looooong naked twister game.
Flybynight, if you weigh 300lbs, I suppose it would be hard NOT to grind up against one of your stomachs if a girl wanted to give a 70 year old head… I’m dissapointed you don’t have those spandex photos for me - and just when I took some nice shots at the twister game to share…oh well.
I really love the thougt about weight loss and semen…no wonder I keep my weight down. And I thought I had to exercise…!! Silly me.
Anal sex. I don’t think it is necessarily for the receptee to just sit and allow her partner to perform. I think sex in general should be a two way street in whatever manner you choose. But then , that is just MHO. Whatever turns you on!
I can see where it would be extremely visual for a guy too and there are certain positions that make it all that much MORE visual. I know there are certain positions that are a turn on for me, so I assume ti would be the same for a guy.
Tanookie, I’ve been with a guy where it was impossible to tell when the event was imminent. Not that it was important. For him I would swallow.
Flybynight, you’re not the first guy I’ve heard say that about the hair. With my first boyfriend, I always had a ponytail holder around my wrist, just in case.
I’d rather the guy hold my hair back. I like it when he runs his hands through my hair…
Me too, but I’ll be the first to admit that my hair can be a hinderance. If it’s getting in my way, then I know it’s getting in his, too.
That’s true - I’m just too used to being with short haired girls I guess, so it’s never really an issue either way. But I like running my hands through the hair, I’m just cautious of the line between having my hands in her hair and getting that adverse reaction to having my hands on her head, as in trying to force her or something, if that’s something she’s strongly against (although I find it incredibly sexy if a girl actually likes this).
How do you have anal sex performed on you and sit at the same time? Specially designed furniture 
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Ack! Betenoir… That’s the funniest thing I read all day
I’m not especially fond of having fingers run through my hair as it tends to get pulled and that hurts
Girl on top.