Well, being in high school and all, blow jobs are a comonly talked about topic. Guys will talk for HOURS about wether they think a certain girl spits or swallows. Although the girls that frequently give them out aren’t really ones to share thier experiences, this has certainly goven me some insight.
That doesn’t mean I’m going to go running out and give the first guy I see a bj, as I think that, you know, boys are gross’n’all(yes, I’m THAT immature :D) and I don’t plan on giving one in the near future (remember, they DO have cooties) but maybe its not so bad after all…
Of course, the idea of fellatio isn’t really very appealing to me, but go figure; maybe in 10 years I won’t feel the same.
Originally posted by Davebear:*
I don’t understand that last phrase. “Threw me away”?
It’s no obscure, sexual secret code. She fired me. Told me she met someone else. A guy 8 years older than she was. She was going to move to Atlanta, GA and marry him.
Imagine my surprise.
It’s been 25 years and I can still hear the noises she made while ministering to “Little Herschel”.
Ahh, this lady is wise, she needs real help, she asks Da Master!!!
This answer is both simple and complex. First, breakup sex is even hotter than makeup sex. I think it’s that desperate, I’m-never-gonna-do-this-again feeling that makes it like that. So from that standpoint, do it.
If you are OK with the breakup, that will be the end of it.
If you’re still in love with the person, it’ll rip you apart later. I know. Especially when it gets to that stage where you run into that person in the mall and they give you that look that people give you when they used to know you but don’t know you anymore. That oh-yeah-we-used-to-be-close-but-now-my-life-is-so-different look. It’ll tear the soul right outta you.
but if I had it to do over, I still woulda went back in the bedroom that night…just couldn’t leave…
Ah, and if you click my profile, you’ll notice my occupation. So yes, I admit, I do like Buffet. As a funny coincidence, I have a fully Jimmy Buffet playlist going right now… then again I have the weirdest taste in music of anyone I’ve ever met, by far. I don’t think there’s a genre I don’t like. Plenty of artists and bands I don’t like, but I don’t really discriminate by genre. Although I do listen to punk more than anything else. How can I go from NOFX to Jimmy Buffet in the course a few minutes? I don’t know, I’m just weird like that. So I cruise along, always searching for songs, not a lawyer a thief or a banker…
Yeah, that’s gonna be me in a week and a half. My gf broke up with me about a month ago, but due to certain circumstances I haven’t actually seen her in 6 months. A bunch of friends (inluding her, since we had the same group of friends) and I are spending a few debaucherous days in Vegas (for the zillionth time) over Memorial day. Yeah, the first night it’s gonna be me and her and one other guy, all sharing the same room. Either we’ll have incredible break-up sex (which I’m really hoping for), or it will just suck. Right now I’m guessing the odds are slightly in favor of sucking big time (and not in the good OP-related sucking way), but I’m hoping she’ll change her mind when she sees me and is reminded of how good-looking I am (just ask Branwen, she’ll back me up, I think…). But on the up side, it’s Vegas, so if she won’t, I’m sure I can find someone who will.
Last thing first, I’ll be moving from the state at either the end of the year, or next spring (depending upon finances).
No matter what happens, I’ll be seeing “Luke” everyday, we still live together, and we work at the same place.
Not only that I’m a friend of the family and he and I were best friends and dance partners for 2.5 years before we ever started dating.
We’ll probably always be good friends no matter what turn our romantic relationship takes. The “breakup” is not a “oh, I hate you we can’t get along” one.
It’s a “I’m not sure what I want to do with my life and need to ‘find myself’” one (on his part).
Secondly, you seem to be saying “do it, and don’t do it”. LOL
Third, yes, I do have the I’m never going to have sex again fear. Only worse, I have the “I’m never going to have sex that’s this AWESOME” again fear.
(the man is a GOD in bed, it’s like he has the ultimate owner’s manual to a woman’s body).
I have the sneaking suspicion that not only will I cave at some point (though I will do my best to stay chaste), but that even if I didn’t make love with him that I’d be just as ripped apart if I didn’t have a few more chances to be intimate with him, as if I DID allow myself that opportunity.
Well join the “I’m never going to have sex again fear” club …
But I can’t join the “I’m never going to have sex that’s this AWESOME” club I’m afraid… I’ve had good sex… but never awesome. I am jealous of you, oddly enough.
And all you bastards out there who’re getting some … and all you extra big bastards who are getting some AWESOME some … I hate you all (btw that was a joke before any one gets offended lol)… (but I still think you lot getting sex are a pack of big bastards)
tag!enfolds tag in a bearhug and returns her smooches with interest… LOTS of interest! You sure do know how to make a man feel good about himself, honey lamb! I’ve missed you, too.
Would this be a good time to ask you to email me? I have something I’d like to ask you.
Yeah, they’re trying to turn my friendly little pub into the kind of club I wouldn’t go into, even if I was one of “the beautiful people”.
Well, is it possible boys aren’t your preference? Nothing wrong with that, either. But, you’ll have to settle for soda, in this pub. I don’t serve underage people.
I haven’t seen the video. Actually, I haven’t seen any video, in years. But, I’ve heard the song. At least, parts of it. I looked on Amazon, to make sure we’re talking about the same song, and it appears there are multiple variations of it. So, I’m not sure we are talking about the same one.
I suppose, maybe if I had a lady do a striptease for me, to that song, followed by hot monkey sex, I might acquire some tolerance for the song. Any volunteers?
Ah! That sucks, dude. It must’ve been pretty traumatic, to still be thinking about it 25 years later.
I totally agree. Even about the desperation enhancing the sex. But, the downside is the utter devestation that follows.
Huh! Who knew?
Hey! How’d he get that manual out of my safe?!? :mad: Oh, well. It’s not like I need it.
I disagreee about the effects, but you’re probably right about caving, if you’re going to have to live with him for another six months, minimum. That’s pretty much an eternity, under the circumstances.
Uh, traumatic isn’t the word. What is the word??? Memorable, yeah that’s the word. Memorable. Best ever, second place isn’t close.
This girl relished giving or getting oral sex. Because of her religion, she had serious guilt issues involving intercourse. Major league quality BJ’s were here method of compensating. (How’s that for some armchair psychology?)
The Jimmy Buffet angle comes into play as that was our first date. We saw him and the Eagles in July '77. And as I said earlier, “A1A” was on the turntable as she delivered the bad news.
I forget who said it, but in response to the question “You don’t really think sex is dirty, do you?”, the answer was “Only if you’re doing it right”.
(just ask Branwen, she’ll back me up, I think…). But on the up side, it’s Vegas, so if she won’t, I’m sure I can find someone who will. 
