The handyman is supposed to be coming by to hang the curtain bars.
Yes, I can do my own curtain-bar-hanging, or at least I usually can. But this house has the boxes into which the built-in rolling binds roll on the inside, which makes hanging the bars a lot more complicated than when the box isn’t in the way. So, handyman.
I’ve been told that getting Real Curtains is a sign of maturity. Given I’m closer to 50 than 40 I think it may be ok…
Same from me ----- and it reminds me to let one and all know Knoebels opens April 30. I’ll be there both Saturday and Sunday in case any area (say 200 miles) Mumpers are going to be there.
Hey look ---- for me ANY amusement park within 200 miles is “in the area”. 
Howdy all. Irk is cutting into my mumping time.
Our phones have been out at irk for a week today. :smack: We have been very busy conducting business with cell phones. Not an ideal situation. Since my office number is the one listed on the Air show website I am missing tons of call for that.
Just got dink list for Active shooter training and my name is on it. Off to do the training.
I had to do that active shooter training, too. Yesterday was our deadline. Forced to do it by >< that much!!!
Lunch time! I want chocolate, but our vending machine is empty. Bummer. It’s so hard to be me!!! <whine whine whine>
Oh shit, RUN! Moommm doesn’t have any chocolate & she’s freshly trained in how to be an active shooter. Don’t think she’s gonna be nice (damnit) much longer. :eek:
No, Spidey, you butthead! I’m trained in how to avoid active shooters! 
If you’d witnessed my one and only experience in a shooting range (during OCS) you’d not worry about me with a gun at all. But I could qualify as a Stormtrooper in Star Wars!
DH and the newly nutless dog are both recovering.
Meanwhile, I’m counting down the hours that I have left to put up with this heart monitor thing. The glue has been making me itchy!
When you get home, gotti, olive oil does wonders to take the goo off your skin. And if you have any on your back, DH can help!
I’ve discovered that if I take action on a trend that I spot, the project becomes mine. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad one.
Oh, I’m still home - the joys of full-time telecommuting. I’m just supposed to have this thing on for another 48 hours.
No idea what the glue is, but it’s meant to keep the device attached to me for two weeks through showers and regular daily activity, so it’s stronger than the usual bandage or tape. Fortunately, the maker provides an adhesive removal product.
FCM I read that as he was coming to take a crap.
I took a little nap, weird dreams, now I’m all cleaned up and dressed to get groceries. I’m also hungry because I haven’t eaten yet.
Suppose I should grab something quick before we leave.
**FCD **got an emergency appointment at the dentist and they discovered he has an infection under his crown. They referred him to another practice - I hope they take our insurance… I have to stop on the way home to pick up his antibiotics - all of this while his back is still healing. What a mess.
Howdy Y’all! Hump Day has been survived. Power was restored to the orifice around ten this mornin’. I went in for a couple hours this afternoon after I made my local rounds already scheduled for the day. A very busy day which is fine by me. Tonight is soup 'n sammich over to the church house so dindin is already planned.
In other news, I have finally made the executive decision to retire at the end of July. I will most likely seek part-time employment after a couple or three months but I foresee bein’ a leisurely retired person for a little while.
gotti glad DH and dawg are recoverin’. Here’s hopin’ everything is ok with you heart wise.
Retire?? You slacker!!!
You’d better be planning a trek up this way so’s we can have a Mumpfest!!!
Home. My sweetie is drugged. I don’t know what I’m going to have for supper - he’s going to eat soup. That pretty much sums it up.
Howdy Y’all! Home from soup 'n sammich over to the church house. 'Twas good as always. There was a vegan soup tonight that was especially good. Plus we had ice cream! YAY!
MOOOOOOM I will not be a slacker. I will be a grumpy old man. So There!
Dinner was pork and kraut. Other than that its haircut night and some rest.
Is your ambition to become the town character of large-and-in-charge Leesburg, Jawga? 
Where is everyone tonight?
No haircut, & you don’t wanna know what tonight’s training was, but definitely not restful!
Dinner is leftover pasta & Garlic parmesan pretzel crisps, washed down with a Pumking, then the last of the apple pie & whatever else I forage for when I get up.
red, I thought he already was!
I shall now play Carnac & predict that Mooommm will go to visit her Mom this weekend; just a hunch. 
Greatest. Idea. Evah! Sadly, I’m just outside of delivery zone. 
Just got home from work. Not a bad day, although at the end the insane lady thought I was accusing her of stealing because I looked at her for one second.:dubious:
Amish Bikers? Roller coaster Riders? Viqueens fans?:dubious:
I suddenly have a desire to drive to Jawja, and stand on your lawn. :p:D
Dam this foot ---- oooops - too late.
May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in Flytraps armpits.
May a diseased yak get sick all over Flytraps carpet.
May a weird Holy Man move in with Flytraps sister.
May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk Flytraps sister.
I like this game; anyone else want to play? 
You forgot silly drunks. But in this case I think the intention was Amazonians who do NOT look like this.
