Try Smooshy-Pumpkin it works for me! 
Being proficient in the use of a somewhat smaller but more effective tool might be in order.
If you honestly know you can rock a womans world she will pick up on it…
What!!!
I’m so sorry, but that is laughable!
You know, this weekend a buddy of mine was giving me a bunch of shit about how I’m such a dork and my SO is so damned beautiful, and how in the hell did I pull that off?
I said I was lucky, and I am, but when I really thought about it I realized it’s not for the reasons he thinks. It’s because she’s smart, and funny, and thoughtful, and she makes me laugh out loud every day. That’s what attracted me to her, and I think that something similar has got be what attracts her to me, because my friend isn’t lying about me being a dork.
If you could drop that woman’s heart and mind into a gumball machine I’d still worship her–hell, I’d be robbing toll booths for a living. The fact that she can stop the conversation in a bar simply by walking into it is just icing on the cake.
Good line. 
Bwaa ha ha ha ha! Sorry B.Pants But the SDMB does not make for an accurate description of the populace. As a matter of fact I don’t even think it comes close.
From my personal experience, I’ve definitely “gotten more girls”, so to speak, after gone into kickboxing and lost a lot of weight. However, I don’t think it’s good looks alone that gets you girls, but rather makes it easier to initially meet girls. Once that happens, though, it requires a good personality to carry it on.
Does that make sense?
So, monster, what you’re saying is you need looks and personality? I am so screwed.
Confidence and knowing your self-worth is very attractive. If I meet a man who isn’t tall and buff, but he’s still confident and walks like he’s the best of the best, then I’m interested. What’s he got? Might I want to find out? I dated cops, firefighters, personal trainers, etc., all the yummy types and married my chubby-bunny computer geek because he’s smart, makes me laugh happily every day and sees the real me and still likes me, princessy ways and all. Drachiilix walked into that restaurant like a king, spotted me and his face lit up. He didn’t act like I was out of his leauge which meant he was a man worth something, even though he was and is very fluffy. I kind of worked the Rules on him and he jumped through a few little hoops, but never took shit from me. The day I tried to work his jealous buttons was one of the scariest for me—he said if I went out with another man, he could go out with other women. ( “Wait! I take it back! Women still call him and show up at the door! He’s MINE! Get away from him, you bitches!” raced through my mind). I demurely agreed that dating others was counterproductive to our growing relationship. We were married a year later. He still walks like he owns the world and knows how to rock mine.
-Roaring Lion
I would post more, but I remember something about not posting complete lyrics to songs…
Ahem. Just a brief public service announcement.
My above comments were not meant to be taken literally.
Thank you, that is all.
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rewind
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Yes, it certainly does make sense!
First you get the money,
Then you get the power,
THEN you get the girls!
Nothing makes one’s day like unsolicited affirmations of one’s studliness.
No…I have noticed that a person can become beautiful after a couple of drinks.