Cite, please!
Don’t piss the judge off, Shayna. He just might tell some people that it is still legal under Danish Law to properly flog your woman whem she didn’t prepare your morning smørrebrød to your liking. I believe it may even involve the use of the Cat-o’-Nine-Tails. 
is the judge allowed to do that while the court is in session? even in Holland?
Ahem. What source are you using for your information, Mr. Moderator Extraordinaire? According to the Danish Marriage Act
I didn’t see anything in there that suggested flogging was still a legal act under Danish Law.
I did, however, find this interesting tidbit. From The Danish History, Books 1-9…
Hmmmmmm
Now what was that you were saying again? I got kindof distracted there for a little bit.
Shayna! I am so HAPPY for you!
And Spiny Norman, you have captured the heart of one of my dearest friends, and that makes you the luckiest man alive! (I have EXCELLENT taste in friends, you see!)
Um, would it be over the top to warn you that if you don’t treat her like the wonderful woman she is I will put the old EvilScottiEye on you? Or maybe I will just stomp your face…Hmmmmm
[sub]I may be small, but I am fiery![/sub]
Seriously, my best wishes to the both of you…may you always be happier than you are today!
I love you dearly, Shayna!
Scotti
I would have had no objections being jumped upon by anyone, especially not the lovely Shayna. It would be an interesting distraction from my otherwise empty life (well, pounce-wise empty that is). I feel so left out… 
Just to let you all know, there will be a particular picture on the pages that makes it look like **I’m **the luckiest Dane in the world, but it isnt really what it looks like.
Slice of Lemon, Shayna?
I just saw the photos. :eek:
First you guys try to get my little boy tatooed, tell him all the gory details about the Red Light District, and now I see that you snuck him a beer when I went to pee? WTF!
Animals! All of ya!
Should you wish to register a complaint - court’s in session.
No complaints from me. I rather like animals!
So that’s what happened to poofy! :eek:
Scotti, thank you for the well-wishes. We are deliriously happy. He has, indeed, captured my heart. I know you’ll come to love him as much as I do. Well, maybe no as much. It’d be pretty hard to surpass what I’m feeling right now. 
Aghris, I take that as the highest compliment. You definitely have jumpable bones, my friend. I’m so glad you could make it for the festivities. It was wonderful to meet you. For someone as nice and charming as you, there must be a wonderful man out there somewhere who’ll want to jump your bones!
Twisty, you’re so, so, so… twisted!! Sure, now you offer me a slice of lemon when I’m 5,000 miles away and can’t take you up on it. Hrmpf!
Diane, so what exactly does the Supreme High Temptress of IMHO do with her animals, may I ask? Do they play some kind of role in your seduction technique?
I’m afraid not. It’s my sad duty to report that our evil and cruel host, ColdHeart, (and I quote) “sucked her empty last night”. Poor poofy.
I’m the luckiest woman in the world!
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Feh. Not all women that leave my appartment deflated get sucked on first. She was lucky, dammit.
Please tell me that “sucked her empty” is just the Dutch way of saying “taking really good care of her”
Please?
You know, because we’re going to need her for Snormy’s stag party, which I get to plan! Hoo Ahh!
Sorry, Tater,
Lots of women leave Coldy’s feeling “empty”. D&R hehe
Not at all over the top - but as I’ve fallen rather drastically for this utterly wonderful woman, I have a hard time seeing your scenario come true. Besides from which, I’ve a feeling that what would be left of me in that case after Shayna (Hi sweetie) gets through with me wouldn’t be worth stomping.
Thanks for your good wishes - I sure look forward to meeting you.
S. Norman
Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, Supreme High Temptress, now I remember!
In answer to your question of what I do with my animals - It would depend on whether we are talking about the four-legged type or the two-legged type, or the two-legged type on all fours.
Oh, BTW, what wasn’t I informed about female sucking going on at Clogboy’s house? I mean shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I could have easily ditched the old Kraiger and the kiddies.
I know it is last minute, but I just made plans to be in Rome, Italy, March 26 - 28th. Will anyone be in the neighborhood or able to make arrangements for a spontaneous, quick trip?
Just so you all know, I am NOT driving.
Has anyone heard from Sassy at all ? I thought she’d be home by now but I haven’t seen anything on the board from her.
Last time we saw her, she was hopping (quite literally, having had a bit of trouble from her knee) into a cab at the end of the walking tour late on Sunday night. I’m hoping everything is okay ??
Hey ! Has anyone else picked up a very boring runny nose cold since they got home – I think it might have been all the walking in the rain (no Shayna, that’s not a cue for a soppy Neil Sedaka love song – jeez….what can you do with this woman ??)
Goddam, colds are sooo tedious!
Sassy, you out there ?