Twitter is apparently aflame with “Texit” tweets today.
Dear Omnipotent Deity I don’t believe in: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!! We’ve been good. We’ve eaten all our vegetables (well, not the beets. Those are gross). We walked the dog. We didn’t hit our sister (hard). Please let us have Texit for Christmas.