Stupid Republican idea of the day

That’s no excuse, wuss. You could easily perform a nonlethal demonstration of your commitment by just setting one arm on fire or something.

And this, also:

I disagree with him (and his perceived (and likely correct) views of his constituents), but he was actually being a representative. No reason for him to resign (not married, apparently not in a committed relationship, not pursuing underage men) - be interesting to see if the good people of south Fargo return him to the statehouse.

If he sets fire to his head, he won’t even damage anything important.

Randy Boehning? That can’t possibly not be a porn name.

Some are painted on walls. I refer you to the multiple precedents set in the Runner v. Coyote cases.

Oklahoma is not ever the place to be. Not now. Not ever.

Trust me on this one.

I think one monumentally stupid move by a lot of the Republican windbags was to not **just **use the huge mistake of the mayor of Baltimore when she spoke about leaving space to destroy, as she clarified that was not what she tried to say; instead they are stepping on their tongues in their attempts to set this as a wedge issue or turning the prejudice to 11.

Rush Limbaugh specially:

Not necessarily, but please explain to me, o fount of wisdom, how those tunnels were constructed connecting stores in Texas with stores in California.

Texas Rep. Bill Flores ties Balitmore riots to gay marriage.

Rand Paul also said that the riots are because the rioters don’t have fathers. How he knows that, I don’t know, unless he’s done a survey. But how does that explain his son’s DUI?

The UN/NWO/NAU/FEMA now has the shoggoths and dholes on its payroll. Don’t try to tell me you’re surprised.

Well obviously it’s just a slight re-tasking of the illegal immigrant hordes that Weak-willed Tyrant Obama is employing to build tunnels through the border in order to let the ISIS militants get past True Patriot Citizen’s Border Patrols. Which had presumably already dug tunnels from Mexico to Iraq to bring the ISIS fighters in the first place, thus giving them a wealth of structural engineering experience ? Probably. And by “probably” I mean that’s solid, fact-based truth.

It’s just plain common sense, once you learn to ignore that part of your brain that’s producing a non-stop, high-pitched scream at the very notions involved here.

The comments on the Governor’s tweet are downright scary.

It’s simple. If the rioters had fathers, they wouldn’t be out past their bedtime.

If I had Rand Paul for a father, I’d stay drunk, too.

Gosh, I can’t help wondering where all these zealous anti-rioting law-and-order types were last April when a bunch of illegal squatters and their supporters in Nevada destroyed property and threatened and assaulted federal officials carrying out their legal duties.

Oh, c’mon. The state must have some good qualities. I mean, I hear the wavin’ wheat can sure smell sweet, when the wind comes right behind the rain.

Where were they? They were at the Bundy ranch destroying property and threatening and assaulting federal officials.

But that was federal property, therefore not important. Only private property matters.

I have no idea what all the fuss is about. As soon as the Army launches this exercise, they’re going to find themselves stuck in traffic on I-45, and they’ll be sitting educks.

Tom Cotton wants a debate with Iran’s foreign minister. Here’s how it played out on Twitter:

And the Iranian foreign minister responded:

I’m just perplexed on why a senator would want to troll a government official of a frankly terrible country in this way. Forget Iran’s record of terrorism, the controversy over the nuke deal, how principled Mr. Cotton believes his views are… what did you think would happen? Why would you give your opponent the opportunity to take the high road? The dude sent well wishes for Mr. Cotton’s newborn child, fer crying out loud!

Well, “enjoy him” might be a bit ambiguous . . .