Stupid Republican idea of the day

Not much, apparently.

So much for being the smarter brother.

Oh, it’s not so secret. But it might lose Jeb the RR vote.

Huckabee defends Josh Duggar. I mean, I get innocent until proven guilty, but can there really be political capital to be made out of touching this radioactive shitstorm?

Nah, that won’t work due to the pesky second law of thermo dynamics which the activist liberals on the supreme court refuse to recognize as unconstitutional. We didn’t have it in 1776 so we don’t need it now!

I blame Obama.

If he could do that, I’d probably vote for him. That would solve pretty much everything.

There can if you’re still feeling uneasy about quashing an investigation intoyour own son killing a dog for fun at Boy Scout camp.

FactCheck weighs in on Jeb Bush’s “Arrogance” comment:

Sure, but that’s the arrogant, commie, fascist, Muslim, socialist, Nazi, atheist, pinko, smelly, dirty, alcoholic, child-molesting, (add your own epithets here) UN.

Not to mention it’s FactCheck.org, who everybody knows are a front for MoveOn.

Which is a front for ACORN.

Which is a front for the Freemasons!

No love for the Rosicrucians, who could teach you to make your thoughts fly? Learned later on my own how to make my thoughts fly, but they didn’t come back. Maybe for the best.

Who are a front for . . . the Rotarians. This New World Order thing is all rather boring and vanilla, actually. :frowning:

George Carlin bit, from memory: A reporter is interviewing a political candidate:

REPORTER: Do you think your religion might be a problem?

CANDIDATE: Yes, I do. I think bigotry is going to be a big thing in the future. Bigotry and prejudice and hatred.

REPORTER: So what are you planning to do about it?

CANDIDATE: The only thing I can do, Bob. I’ve renounced my religion.

REPORTER: Really?!

CANDIDATE: Really. I mean, let’s face it, the Rosicrucians ain’t gonna miss me! I never went to the meetings, I never ordered the candles . . . I found the application in a dirty magazine!

Actually, it’s the Illuminati at the bottom of it all.

… standing on the backs of larger illuminati, who are standing on …

Turtles.

It’s turtles all the way down.

Illuminati disguised as turtles.

I, for one, welcome our new Turtle Illuminati overlords.