Stupid Republican idea of the day

We fought a war to keep that cesspool. Thanks, Lincoln.

No, Obama is responsible for Lincoln too.

Michigan state legislator wants school officials held legally responsible for teaching students ***about ***homosexuality.

“If some young person hears at school that it’s okay to be gay and then comes down with a fatal disease as a result,” Glenn said, “school officials should be held legally liable, individually and in their official capacities, financially and maybe even criminal”:

Shouldn’t that apply to straights? Oh, that’s right, not going to get a fatal disease because - purity? :rolleyes:

I guess educators are “screwed” either way:)

Oh, they don’t want them teaching straight sex either.

This is insane. Is there really a significant number of people who don’t think this is insane? I’m floored

And here’s how the homeowner reacted.

“Myself and Others” o_0

“Myself and Others” :dubious:

“Myself and Others” :confused::eek::mad::mad::mad:

I hope some of the relentless retaliation includes some punishment for THAT abomination.

I know I’ll get tin foil hat comments, but Christians have infiltrated the highest levels of government. I’ve even seen them wandering around neighborhoods trying to indoctrinate children. I don’t know why they just don’t go back to where they came from.

“Tin foil hats,” eh?

Reynolds Wrap notwithstanding, everyone knows that the finest tin foil comes from the Kaiser Aluminum Corporation. Got that? KAISER! That’s right, the same guy we taught a lesson to in 1918!

There’s some infiltratin’ going on, all right, you betcha.

Keeping the confederate flag around on any kind of pole supports the “old fashioned” ways. You know, whites got what they want. Separate beds in the bedroom, kids delivered by stork, your son winning the little league game got you a promotion and your wife baked cookies for the neighborhood upon announcement, Pat Boone is the best entertainer who gives us just the right amount of acceptable entertainment, the camera stays above Elvis’s waistline, finding a husband at a church picnic…

As long as there’s a reminder of absolute backwards thinking, that dream is still alive. And, hey, like the kid said, they’re coming after us. Right?

That stupid flag has to go the same way as the confederate dollar. Ten million of those are worth about ten cents. I put the confederate flag value just under the cheapest toilet paper, and I have allergies and like to shit a lot.

Tin foil from Kaiser Aluminium? Sounds like some kind of, oh, IDK, conspiracy (because everyone should know by now that aluminum foil amplifies the mind control rays).

A connected story–in response to some (probably) Republican Stupidity. The Supreme Court decided that the State of Texas does not have to put the Confederate Battle Flag on specialty license plates for the Sons of Confederate Veterans.

We’ve got a wide array of special plates available for a wide array of groups. I think the Sons can still have one–let them use Jefferson Davis’s ugly face.

The Majority included the The Usual Liberal Justices–and Clarence Thomas!

Can it be any more obvious that Fox and the Republican Party get their talking points from the same source? And doesn’t that show just how cynical and insincere they really are?

No secret - Roger Ailes and Turdblossom collaborate.

The invisible relentlessly gay rainbow dragon on the roof just may be my new favorite thing.

I’ll admit I don’t generally trust reports of “I received an anonymous note that was super offensive and bigoted. Give me money.”

That phrase, “relentlessly gay”, cracks me up.
“It’s relentless. It just keeps being gay. It won’t stop being gay, no matter what!”

Actually, it’s not relentless just yet. According to the neighbor it’s in the process of becoming relentless. Is it even possible to be nearly relentless but not quite there yet? Can something be semi-relentless?

Sometimes it relents.

“Could you please be a little less gay?”

“Well, okay. Since you asked so nicely.”

Dare I say it?
Band Name!

Relentlessly Gay would be a great band name. Or an album name.