Ted Nugent reveals he is a gay vegetarian. And he may also be a pirate.
Aarrrgghhh! Heave to and strike sail, ye scurvy seadogs! Yer cucumbers or yer lives!
Hilarious line.
He’s not a pirate. Pirates don’t shit their pants to avoid the draft.
It’s the same old story
Everywhere I go,
I get slandered,
Libeled,
I hear words I never heard
In the Bible.
And I’m one step ahead of the shoe shine,
Two steps away from the county line,
Just trying to keep my customers
satisfied,
Satisfied.
Of course they do. What else is the point of deserting the Royal Navy for a pirate ship?! Pirates get to elect their captains . . . and to sit in judgment on the captains and officers of all the RN and merchant ships they capture. Many such crews did, and sometimes ordered such captains and officers, if strict and cruel and Captain-Bligh-like, to be hanged – to which I can conceive of no serious moral objection.
Ted often fondly refers to his pants as the poop deck.
As for his avoidance of Vietnam: give credit where credit is due–his pants served with di-stink-tion
His name wasn’t originally Ted Nugent, it was originally Turd Nugget.
Has some issues with this parents, I take it.
Ben Carson: Muslim shouldn’t be elected president
And of course no Christian would try to force their beliefs on the nation. eye roll
In her defense, Ma Nugent was cool and had a column in the same Chicago Reader that gave Cecil his start.
Per Wikipedia
I’ve got visions of the Army’s equivalent Great Santini running the show. IMHO, that does explain Ted’s internal makeup and his resulting life choices.
But that’s no excuse for being a bitter, hate-filled, pit-of-darkness human being who gives evil a bad name.
So I gather he’d like the president to hold some kind of Christian qualification… sort of a guarantee that he or she is not a “secret Muslim”. A test of their religion to make sure they’re qualified to hold public office, if you will.
Probably no rule against that, right?
Maybe we can settle the Transubstantiation vs Consubstantiation question once and for all.
And after that we can finally count those frickin’ angels…
His dad heard “A Boy Named Sue” and wanted to up the ante.
Oh the irony lmao…
There are ignorant voters on both sides. It’s very easy to interview a large number and edit the video to show only the intended viewpoint.
Meanwhile, rejecting Common Core is a focus of the GOP as a whole.
Jeb! supports Common Core, and was just booed at a gathering where he renewed his support.