The Onion needs to go into the business of prognosticating. So many of their jokes end up coming true, in strange and odd ways!
Maybe he got one too many letters asking for donations? (I know it pisses me off…)
But seriously, is he (Savage) even a thing anymore? Or just an “old reliable” who is an easy source for idiot quotes?
That is not a headline I ever expected to read.
(Also, that movie is now on my ‘nope’ list. Not for the supposed bear rape, but because I looked up the real Hugh Glass, and there’s no way I want to watch the aftermath of that mauling.)
Q: How many NRA spokesmen does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: More guns.
Or Scooter Libby novels.
How many novels are there about Scooter Libby?
Or maybe the bear had a falafel.
mmmmmmm falafel…
Uh, I would expect Planned Parenthood offices to be armed already, considering the climate. But it’s nice to see Mr Pro-Life concede that PP staff are law-abiding citizens.
I followed his advice and ‘took out’ a terrorist’s family.
We went to Red Lobster.
It was quite reasonable, as I had a coupon.
Dear Og, did you survive? Is everyone ok?
Our prayers are with you and your family. We’re planning a neighborhood vigil today… well, tonight (at dusk, so all the candles look more dramatic).
When we go to Red Lobster, the terrorists have won.
It was okay, except they kept yelling “Allahu Saladbar!” every time they went back for more croutons.
They so wacky.
I wonder if DT and his supporters would really be willing to do what he’s proposing. Given the opportunity, would they put a gun to the heads of everyone in an ISIS member’s family and blow their brains out? Toddler brains, grandparent brains, baby brains?
It’s not like it is without precedent;
There are plenty of people who would gladly carry out the orders.
Red Lobster has a salad bar now?
Don’t fight the [del]hypothetical[/del] hyperbole.
They were just going for the 72 sturgeons.
Bit of a risk, there, Bryan. Can’t even count the times I’ve seen threads spiral out of control into fish-themed pun-tathalons. This thread is serious business, and I for one refuse to take the bait…
Damn! See what you’ve done!