Such decadent western frivolousness provokes me to wage jihad…Doc!
I’ve only seen a few of those and even that was a fluke.
Ide Betta Wrasse(l) with my conscience and Mullet over before I Bream up a jihad /fish pun. . I’d Hake to end up in front of a moderator Herring.
Keith Ablow is the alleged psychiatrist that Fox News trots out to make absurd comments, and he never fails. “If somebody named Syed leaves your party and people say, ‘Why is Syed leaving?’, you know what? Call the cops.”
Scrotum, crazy eyes, Palin, and Trump have responded to the San Bernardino with, “If only all the party-goers had been armed with assault weapons and tactical vests, this tragedy wouldn’t have happened. Obama wants to take away our guns.”
Cite: Well none actually yet. Just consider this a prequel.
I know I’m changing my X-Mas party costume.
“Hello, emergency? Yeah, listen, we’re having a Holiday Party, and this one guy, like, from the mailroom? He got totally uptight and started screaming at Jean? From Accounting? Any way, he storms out making loud threats and we…his name? His name is Duane, and he’s…Hello?..Hello?..”
So when California, New York, and other liberal states want to ignore Citizens United and the recent gun decisions, he’s tots cool with that? 'Cause, you know, gooses, ganders…
Nope. The cause is the big “R” word again.
In his video, he compares the suffering of American Christians to Syrian refugees. :rolleyes:
Michi-ganders?
Quiet now, you! We’re still reeling from fish puns.
Dem 'publicans only have crappie ideas.
I’ll show myself out.
AKA “Trading Up.”
What the fuck is it with Republicans and their secret plans that are guaranteed to work and create peace in [fill in the blank here]? Nixon did it, McCain did it, Trump’s doing it … why in hell can’t they reveal these sure-fire plans so we can, you know, actually have peace (assuming they’re not fantasies)? That’d get them elected, but so far, all I hear is pie in the sky.
It’s extortion, plain and simple.
Well,historically, that tactic only put one guy in the White House, so there’s really very little precedent for a candidate to expect such a “seekrit plan” approach to actually gain him anything.
Their secret plans that are guaranteed to work and create peace appeal to their base who spend their days watching infomercials pitching secret elixirs that are guaranteed to work and create bohners.
A fair case can be made that JFK squeaked into the Oval Office with a bogus “missile gap” talking point. Which he knew wasn’t true, and which then had the extra advantage of promising to fix something that wasn’t there to begin with!