Stupid Republican idea of the day

Life imitates parody.

Articles this past summer (Here is one, for example) that guerrilla Kurds infiltrated ISIS camps, posing as chefs, and poisoned there food, killing dozens of them.

Secret plans in an election offer many advantages to a candidate. It’s like a horror movie not actually showing the monster on screen. The voter can fill in the details with whatever he or she thinks will work.
It also has the advantage of always working, because the candidate says so. It reduces the ability of opponents to shoot down the idea. It reduces their air time to saying “nuh-uh,” and puts pressure on them to give their own, specified plan that can be torn apart.

And let’s not forget the benefits of that person who won the election with his “secret plan”: 22,000+ American soldiers who got a chance to have their names grit blasted onto a wall of gabbro.

Crazy Louie Gohmert: Obama is bringing Muslim terrorists into the country to justify taking our guns.

One wonders which Muslim terrorists Obama has brought into the country. Surely not Sayed Farook, who was born in Chicago?

One you learn how to make fake birth certificates, you’d be crazy to stop at just one.

Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick of Texas decided to respond to the New York Daily News calling out Republicans who only pray for mass murder victims. So he “reimagined” the cover with various Republicans (including himself) with a headline that said “14 Dead in California Mass Shooting … God Hears Our Prayers”. Somehow, people thought that was not appropriate.

The party of accountability, ladies and gentlemen.

I have no idea what point he thinks he’s making. Anyone?

God loves guns and he’s always here to protect them.

Seriously, it’s probably “If we prayed more, this wouldn’t happen.”

But the way he wrote it…wow, what a ham-fisted, cack-thumbed, butter-fingered, greasy-palmed boner!

I think he was just generally coming out For Prayer. And not realizing what it would look like because he’s a dumbass. Dan Patrick once had a sports talk show; now he (still) has a political one. As well as being Lite Gov–more powerful than the Governor in Texas. (I think there’s a more famous Dan Patrick who is still a sports reporter.)

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

I know, but I want to hear DT say it in gruesome detail.
I wonder if his poll numbers would go down at all. I don’t even know anymore.

Ben Carson thinks there is a Star of David on the back of the one dollar bill, because a Jewish merchant gave all his money to support George Washington’s army:

“Oy! Say, can you see…”

I guess George Pataki is tired of being irrelevant. He literally called for a genocide against all Muslims, and dared the Attorney General to arrest him.

His father’s parents came from Hungary, his mother’s father came from Italy, his mother’s mother came from Ireland.

He in fact did no such thing.

Pataki tweets:

Since the military does not operate in the U.S. and police can’t go around gunning down random people in the streets(irony), who do you think this is directed toward?

Only because of the courage and vigilance of the patriots who forced the military to call off the main mission of Operation Jade Helm.

http://www.thedailyprep.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/redneck_special_forces1.jpg

What do you think he was saying, then?