Stupid Republican idea of the day

“Sure and begorrah, he’s a Muslim, but is he a Catholic Muslim or a Protestant?”

Radical Islamic terrorist. Or is Cruz going to refuse to use that phrase?

ISTR Marco Rubio saying on one of the evening talk shows awhile back that he would have offered Iran nothing in exchange for the release of prisoners, and that Iran would have taken the deal because he would have “shown leadership” or “made America look strong” or some rot.

So the idea that Republicans would ask Iran to help them win an election in exchange for absolutely nothing of interest or benefit to them doesn’t sound odd to me at all.

I don’t know that it’s a stupid idea, but it’s hilarious, so this seems like a good place.

The Republican head of the Senate banking committee is running ads against Wall Street, and naming particular companies.

Maybe he could use his position to hold hearings and perhaps introduce legislation?

Ted Cruz pulls an ad once people figure out it stars a porn actress.

She says she’s a Christian Conservative and she thought they all knew about her past softcore. I dunno. Either she needs to review what her party professes to be about or she was trolling them.

Wait, “I’m a CHRISTIAN now AND a CONSERVATIVE” doesn’t mean that GOD has forgiven all her past sins and she can be their hero now?

But… But… That clearly works for cheating on your spouses, having affairs, stealing money, fraud, etc, etc. So how come it isn’t working for her???

Get out so we can pray!

…and they asked Jesus what they should do with the woman taken in adultery, and Jesus said “Let whoever is without sin, cast the first stone”. And a rock whizzed out of the crowd and smacked the adultress right between the eyes and she dropped dead on the spot!

And Jesus said “Dammit, Mom!”

Someone told me that they were told this joke by a priest (although without the dropping dead part).
A Jesuit, I think. The logic would appeal to them.

Rubio’s tax plan would cost $8.2 trillion. Trump’s plan would cost $11.2 trillion.

This is surprising – given the level of pandering in Ted’s campaign, you’d have figured this was a deliberate choice.

Whereas in reality . . .

Particiularly, ironic given that her line in the ad is “maybe you should vote for someone who is more than just a pretty face next time”

The woman in the pulled Cruz ad is being made to look like an actual porn star, when she basically did “softcore”, which doesn’t involve actual sex. Better they should have pulled the ad because she’d done an episode of ST:Voyager.

Who is that aimed at? The last pretty face in a presidential campaign was Sarah Palin.

Does Ted have a secret crush on Bernie?

Louie Gohmert: We Got Sanders Because We Let 'Hippies From The ‘60s’ Become Teachers

Yeah, I know. Gohmert. Fish. Barrel.

Actually, for once he kinda makes sense.

A cartoonish idea of socialism makes sense?

This is especially funny since another Arizona city, Phoenix, recently did away with having a prayer/invocation start their city council meetings; they changed this 60+ year tradition to avoid allowing The Satanic Temple a turn.