“Well, shit, I was dead, cool with that! Now I’m hungry, thisty, broke and wrapped in stinky-ass linen! Guess I’ll just go bathe in the Jordan River 'cause sure as shit, try one of the bath houses, they’ll chase me away with rocks! Thanks, Obama!”…
Flannel?
You forgot about the softball game, when they had to stop because someone dropped a ball in left field.
AntiChrist II - Electric Boogaloo
Scripture records that the Lord was very fastidious about personal hygiene. Such a fervent advocate of the cleaning value of the steam bath, he became famous as the Sauna God.
Just you wait. Before the election, someone is going to refer to Clinton as “The Whore of Babylon” in claiming she will destroy America.
Anti-Christess?
That ain’t been done yet?!
And it’s just not fair. Chuck Norris already promised us 1000 years of darkness as a result of re-electing Obama!
Oh, Obama was the Antichrist. Hillary will be the Whore of Babylon, then the next President will be the Beast. Then comes the Rapture.
Or something like that. You know, if you’d only heard the names but you never really read the story.
I believe it has.
Not just once either.
Alex Jones gets in the fun.
Probably more. The Google search for “Hillary Clinton ‘Whore Of Babylon’” (with ‘Whore Of Babylon’ in quotes) has about 20,100 results.
And the Cup of Her Abominations is Starbucks, what with that Astarte logo. And the dragon with ten heads is Dark Souls 3! Its all coming clear…
Realy, Pat? Really? In your entire lifetime you haven’t seen the Federal government override a discriminatory North Carolina State Law. Think hard now.
Right, they won’t pay their writers so they get whats they pay for.
In fairness, it’s not an easy story to follow. St. John of Patmos must have gotten hold of some funny mushrooms or ergot-tainted bread.
Because fuck the full faith and credit, that’s why…
From the article:
In other words, if his newest business venture(Trump America) crashes and burns, he’ll just deal his way out of the mess and be the only one to come out ahead.
Lindsey Graham(CNN interview on his non-support of Trump) “We’re in a race to the bottom and I hope we have the slightly faster car so we can win the race to the bottom.”
I can’t tell for sure, but it still seems like he would prefer Trump as president to Clinton.
“Waitaminute, you mean there’s no international bankruptcy law I can milk for all the country’s worth ? But… the hell kind of scam were *you *guys running ?”
And Lindsey Graham is the crazy asshole in the back seat, drinking a beer and cheering on any and all stupidity.