That will go over almost as “well” as him deciding on his re-election slogan before he’s sworn in.
He’s a stupid, dangerous child, and I hope he gives himself a myocardial infarction with the constantly responding to his “enemies” on Twitter and dies by April Fools’ Day.
About time we saw some old school goose stepping.
Will there be yuuge posters of Lenin and Stalin flanking the even yuuger poster of His Orangeness behind the reviewing stand? Because that’s what his bestest friend would have.
Naaah. You softie Americans and your comfy combat boots couldn’t pull it off. Takes studded, hard leather soles and cobblestones to really make it pop.
I suppose they could use a poster of Donald and Vladimir, if they can figure out how to include Donald’s face while depicting him in a realistic fellatio-giving pose. Perhaps they could put the faces in oval inset frames in the upper corners or something.
Ralphie was right! Kids DO need BB guns for protection from grizzly bears.
So what if we lose a few eyes along the way.
When is The Donald going to give himself a military title, and start wearing a uniform?
Not to mention forming a Gaddafi-style special bodyguard unit made up entirely of hot babes. Secret Service, get crackin’!
Trumpissimo! 
Trump is going to name Woody Johnson, owner of the New York Jets football team, as his ambassador to Britain.
And, in a gesture of bringing all citizens together, the Inauguration Day Sermon will be delivered by anti-gay, anti-Muslim preacher Robert Jeffress.
“Woody Johnson”? Is that a real name?
Randy Johnson is in the Hall of Fame, so maybe?
Real as urologist Richard Chopp.
Loser Donald wants it to be known that he’s working hard on his inaugural address, so he tweeted a picture of himself sitting at his receptionist’s desk, frowning at the camera, holding a sharpie and a blank legal pad.
Sad! Not smart!
From the link.
Wonder if we will ever hear about specific policies?
That picture screams: “Ivanka, hurry, daddy made a number two.”
I’m betting on Trump’s State of the Ruin Address, 2018.
I’m betting it will be in tweets.
Oh come on, we all know his speech was already written for him in the original Russian.