Stupid Republican idea of the day

Bill O’Reilly taking a vacation from Fox News amid sponsor backlash. The little prick claims, "Around this time of year, “I grab some vacation, because it’s spring and Easter time…”

Any thought regarding what piece of human excrement will fill his time slot?

I hope he finds the time to peruse the warmth and wisdom directed his way in the Pit thread I have launched in glee and gloating. And the horse upon in which you rode, you venomous rectum.

Everybody’s welcome, of course. BYOD.

I’m sure a lot of people have guest hosted the O’Reilly Factor over the years, but one that I can recall is Andrew Napolitano. This idea is humorous to me because Judge Napolitano is fresh of his own suspension.

On the bright side, he’s picked up one new advertiser.

Maybe we can look forward to his new book, Killing My Job.

So, the Jews weren’t innocent is what he is saying. Riiiiiight. And Trump and his cronies aren’t antisemites.
[/QUOTE]

That’s not what he meant at all.
He meant that the Jews weren’t really German. (To be fair - there were a lot of Polish Jews.)

or

Herding people into gas chambers doesn’t count as a “Chemical Attack”.

or

The Holocaust didn’t really happen.

Hayseeds narrowly elect Republican after major backing from syphilitic donkey dicks.

Bentley resigned this week after it was revealed that he was fucking one his staffers and that he was being charged with misusing state funds. Ironic, no?

Congressman Markwayne Mullin is refusing to hold town hall meetings due to security reasons, because he doesn’t want attendees to carry the red and green papers which they hold up to show their approval or disapproval of his comments.

By that logic, the High Court has to get me a wife.

“Hello, Ms Coulter? Ms Ann Coulter? Good, this is the High Court calling, and, congratulations!..”

North Carolina’s Speaker of the House, who is a Republican, says the gay marriage ban law isn’t going anywhere.

Principal sponsor of the North Carolina SSM ban reinstatement bill calls Lincoln a tyrant on the order of Hitler. I am not exaggerating.

:eek:

Lincoln was personally responsible for the Civil War? That’s an uncommon take on history.

Anyway, as Sean Spicer would be quick to point out, neither Lincoln nor Hitler used poison gas on his own people. So it’s not all bad news.

Are we sure that article isn’t satire?

He’s a pastor? And Godwin and Goodwin in the same story? It’s got to be a joke.

Very sure.

Like salmonella poisoning it’s a joke.

If it is, its an example of tighty righty humor. See the problem?

Only one thing can fix this. We’ll have to cut taxes.

Not to disrespect our greatest president, but you wouldn’t want to be in a small closed room with Lincoln if he’d ordered the burritos for lunch.

Bring Your Own Disdain?