Stupid Republican idea of the day

It would appear that characterizing McCain as “Songbird John” is some sort of trial balloon, to test whether a flat-out lie will gain traction.

Of course ‘Obama born in Kenya’ was a flat-out lie, too, but it at least had the under-girding of ‘his father actually is a Kenyan’ behind it. McCain is well known not only for not talking under torture, but for refusing to accept an early release (offered because of the PR possibilities involved in freeing an admiral’s son), because his fellow-prisoners were not offered the same.

This is a new landmark in vile conduct for the right.

Given the modern Republican Party, I’m not in the least expecting to reach a “Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?” moment anytime soon.

Such a moment could come at any time, but the answer will be “no”.

The true Republicans are either completely ignorant about such things because they’re entirely focused on one or two issues and ignore everything else, are so divorced from normal morality they think beating a trans person to death is ‘based’ and truly a great good time and have no political feeling beyond trolling their idiotic mental image of lefties, or feel so constantly besieged the modern world they’ll fall in line behind anyone who promises to make the mean nasty brown people and he-shes leave them alone.

I have never heard the term “Songbird John” applied to McCain. Not even after his rendition of “People” on SNL.

Mitch McConnell masterfully trolls Don Blankenship in an event that represents the first and probably last time the words “Mitch McConnell” and “masterfully” are used together in a sentence.

You may think that McConnell is a rat bastard destroying the political norms of American politics for fleeting partisan advantage (and all right-thinking people would agree with you), but he has masterfully gamed the rules and norms of the Senate to achieve his goals.

“His goals” to what ultimate end? That’s what I can’t figure out. He doesn’t seem to aspire to great wealth or even to global power. So what’s the point of it? To be the Ultimate Puppetmaster? To make the other boys feel like losers? Wait, no, that’s his boss’s mission in life. I don’t get it.

I GET what thump’s goal is. He’s as transparent as a greasy piece of waxed paper. It’s twofold: to make the other boys feel like losers and to prove to (dead) Daddy that he’s better than his (dead) brother. And to prove, of course, that his dick is better than anyone else’s, especially any woman’s (you know who I mean), but that is a pointless mission in a cheeseless tunnel.

“He’s dying anyway.”

First, sure, but last? I don’t know about that. There are morticians that can do masterful jobs.

… “Cheeseless tunnel”…?

I assume that was a rat/maze joke.

Hehe.

My own reaction was juvenile, crude and sexual. Possibly because I really like cheese.

only of the highest character, this guy earned a spot on the primary ballot. I heard that nearly a third of the party convention supported his candidacy.

He exaggerates their influence, but he’s not really wrong on that specific point. They were mostly eliminated in the Night of the Long Knives, though.

Maybe the party has some sanity left.

Fox Cuts Ties With Guest Who Cited John McCain To Defend Torture

Oh, right! He wasn’t listening! Well, that’s all sorted out then…

Right. McInerny has made a career of making nasty attacks on Democrats, but make one attack on a Republican, and he’s out on his ass. Till next week.

Hard to believe, I know.

I don’t like Mr. Cheney. It was torture. It doesn’t matter that you lie to yourself and say it wasn’t, because it was.

Cheney is too evil to die. Hell, so is Kissinger.