I’m fairly sure that, if Loser Donald has ever even contemplated his mortality, he assumes that he’ll ascend to godhood in the afterlife.
That bill was actually introduced in the Ohio Statehouse. Which probably carries substantially even less weight.
If they weren’t winning so damn many elections, it would be hard to take Republicans seriously. They are such raging idiots.
Yertle Turtle bleats for “bipartisanship” from the new Democratic House majority. The comments (on the Fox News website!) are an almost unanimous cavalcade of scorn and mockery.
What a hypocritical POS. And quit calling it Obamacare you fucking moron! You’ve had two years of dismantling it piece by piece since you somehow couldn’t do the “repeal and replace” you promised (we all knew you couldn’t do it). You own it. It’s called Trumpcare now.
Great name for a (yes, a toy/gift company): Keep and Bear.
Neat! Rad! Zoinks!
Very comforting and reassuring tagline: “One Amendment to Protect Them All.”
Abounding with motivational feel-goods like:
“Rep your conservative side with pride and show everyone what YOU believe in.
The terrorists will NEVER win as long as we’re in charge!”
Didn’t see any tiki torch stir sticks or battery-operated Dodge Chargers (“JFE” makes, that is.:eek:)
Hopefully the figurine has anatomically correct small hands.
Well, that didn’t last long: McConnell pours cold water over (bipartisan) Mueller protection bill.
Yet, just two years ago he said
Governor of Kentucky says mass shootings are caused by TV shows about zombies.
I don’t even hate thump, but I fucking hate Mitch McConnell. :mad:
No, no. You’re mistaken. They’re in favor of lynching of Blacks*, not lynching in general.
*And likely anyone else of a less pasty hue.
You mean “America-hatingFuckstickcare,” surely?
Urainian oligarchs? Now we’ve got Uranus interfering in our elections?
I want to take a moment to commend everyone who ignored this straight-line setup.
For now…
SecDef Mattis attempts to defend Cadet Bone Spurs’ troops-to-the-border stunt by comparing the situation to the punitive response to Pancho Villa’s 1916 raid.
OK I got it. In Putin’s Russia, elections interfere with Uranus!
Please refer to the “I love my bidet” thread for more information on uranus.
Trumpista stands up during intermission of a production of Fiddler on the Roof shouting, “Heil Hitler, Heil Trump!”, sending the audience in a panic, afraid that he had a gun.
https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/man-shouts-heil-hitler-fiddler-roof-show-59214398
From your link:
I hope they at least fined the guy for disturbing the peace. Jeez.
Kristin Olsen is the Vice Chair of the California Republican Party and former minority leader of the California state Assembly. In a new op-ed published in the San Francisco Chronicle, she says, “The California Republican Party isn’t salvageable at this time. The Grand Old Party is dead — partly because it has failed to separate itself from today’s toxic, national brand of Republican politics.”