On a similar note, I’d like to thank the Japanese government for their cooperation in the United States’s historic field-testing of two nuclear weapons.
Laura Ingraham: "[Liberals] probably like child pornography better than they like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer "
I guess she’s sad that she’s not in the news much anymore. Expect an escalation from the other non-relevant muppets, like Ann Coulter.
Jared Kushner’s brother is selling insurance under Obamacare in Ohio which doesn’t pay a penny till the policy holder pays out $24,000.
Wow, liberals sound a lot like Donald Trump.
A pending lawsuit has brought to light the news that, in 2012, Jerry Falwell Jr. struck up a “friendly relationship” with a 21-year-old Miami pool boy, flew him around on his private jet, and loaned him $800,000 to buy a hostel.
I’m absolutely sure that this was a completely innocent business relationship that rich white conservatives engage in with attractive young men on a platonic basis all the time.
It was clearly missionary work. Miami? Was the boy Anglo or brown-skinned? The brown-skinned ones need saving. Unless they’re Anglos with a very good tan. Jerry was prolly introducing him to Jesus. (At least, that’s what he called it.)
I mean, just when I get a handle on this and briefly consider that we are not necessarily living in a simulation where the subjects are being tested for just how much nonsense they can handle, shit like this comes up and causes me to rethink it again.
Clearly he brought him along to lift his luggage for him.
Well, don’t worry. Foxnews has the story covered: “Trump says Stormy payments weren’t campaign-related; finance expert agrees” is their current lead story.
They fail to mention that their “finance expert” "has served as counsel for over 40 campaigns, candidates, and PACs, including Stop Hillary PAC, Great America PAC, Stop Pelosi PAC, Stop R.E.I.D. PAC, Draft Newt, Tea Party Leadership Fund, Conservative Action Fund, and the Special Operations Speaks PAC among others.
In that case Trump should totally hire Dan Backer to be his new attorney. He’d make the bestest argument in court.
If they trotted him out on TV, Trump probably would hire him.
https://www.businessinsider.com/ap-trump-is-staffing-or-casting-from-fox-2018-3
Steve KKKing of Iowa wants to know from the Google chairman why his (KKKing’s) grandaughter saw something unflattering about her Grandwizard on her iPhone.
As the scene cuts to Mr. Google, who lets KKKing know that Google doesn’t do the iPhone, I see top-hatted monopoly guy smirking in the background. How in the hell am I supposed to take this seriously?
Siri says Antifas is responsible, Cortana blames the Jews.
What does Alexa say?
Not A Hoax! Not a Dream! Not The Onion!
Well, I hope to be remembered as a Bernadette Peters, the singing, dancing, Broadway musical comedy star with the fabulous hair. I guess we can all hope, amirite? :rolleyes:
You can’t say she isn’t transparent.