Stupid Republican idea of the day

The US military has socialized medicine.

Well, there you go: we need a wall on the Canadian border to prevent tribble-headed glibertarians from going there for medical treatment.

More like off by a minimum of $45 Billion, if Amy Patrick, a court-accepted expert on walls, the design and building thereof, and a forensic engineer brought in to fix what others messed up, is to be believed.

NB: Link is to a FB post that is publicly viewable.

ETA:

No, we need it to keep him *in *Canada. I mean, bad for Canada, but I’m sure they’d be willing to take the hit for us …

North Mexico, right?

Every time I see that twerp’s name, I can’t but help reading it as covfefe.

Holy cow; who failed 3rd grade geography? :dubious:

Montana, like all continental US states, shares borders with both Canexico and Mexanada.

Okay, but that’s it, Celine’s paid for and we don’t want to hear any more about it.

You still have to pay off for Bieber. Can we get you to take McConnell?

Maybe Ars is kind an alarmist site, but they seem to be of the opinion that Marco wants to sell your privacy down the river. He presents it in the guise of fixing the flaws of the Privacy Act of 1974 and regularizing the “patchwork of state laws”.

That last part means states would not be able to pass strict laws regulating use of your personal information that exceed the law that Rubio proposes. Which we cannot even be sure what it will add up to, because it even punts on that.

I thought Republicans believed in states’ rights.

Situational.

Laura Ingraham mocks Congresswoman Ilhan Omar’s accent.
Laura Ingraham makes fun of new House Democrat’s accent in cringeworthy segment – ThinkProgress?

Sure we’ll take McConnell, on the condition that you make him the head of your diplomatic mission in Alert, Nunavut.

I can’t even imagine the number of zeroes on the check Zuckerberg must have handed Rubio for that one.

Putting him into a deep freeze is appealing, but I’m concerned it might preserve and extend his lifespan.

Calling Austin Powers.

The Charm of Forlorn Encystment has its advocates. Not as “showy” as the Excellent Prismatic Spray, to be sure, but offers a prolonged satisfaction.

Lugwiler’s Dismal Itch, then!

No we won’t.

Rep. Steve King (R-IA) tweets out praise for Martin Luther King with a quote that King never said:

Coincidentally, it is exactly fourteen words long.