I used to think I was good at geography, but I can’t keep up with the peculiar geography of Flyoverland. For example, I’m still unclear about Wyoming’s seacoast. The Wyoming legislature, making plans for the dissolution of the U.S.A. under Obama, adopted an amendment requiring the prepare-for-Armageddon task force also to look into the “conditions under which the state of Wyoming should … acquire … an aircraft carrier.”
Well, that’s easy. In the case of dissolution, the rugged, heavily-armed ranchers of Wyoming would have no trouble annexing the effete liberals of California. They’ve got to get through Utah and Nevada to get there, but no plan is without risk.
Heck, there’s not all that much in their way, amirite? Easy-peasy.
I sent this story to my buddy, and he wisely pointed out that maybe they intend to use it is a big raft to flee the USA.
I figured it out. They’re counting on global warming giving them new coast lines!
The port will be in Otisburgh.
Otisburgh? Otisburgh!?
By the time the water rises enough for Wyoming to get a coast we’ll be seeing Kevin Costner waterskiing behind a makeshift sailboat.
It’s a little, bitty place.
Arizona state representative Gail Griffin (R) proposes a bill to require all computers sold in state be locked from accessing porn. Users must pay $20 fee to unlock access to porn.
The fee goes towards paying for Trump’s border wall.
Let’s give Arizona back to Mexico. Except they probably wouldn’t take it.
I think that’s just an old ALEC bill that they slapped “border wall funding” on.
A landlocked nation-state can in theory have a navy. The bigger problem is that Wyoming doesn’t have the economic base to maintain a carrier, and they may not have the population to staff one.
If we send them all to sea, they’ve have their very own floating nation state, and we’d get a lot of land in Wyoming that we can turn over to the Native Americans or to the buffalo. Or something like that.
We’d get rid of a state’s worth of idiot electors, anyway. I’d call it a win.
Hmm. Now let’s see here. $5 billion divided by $20 is, whoa, Arizona is full of perverts.
Then again, the wall is sort of a jerk off idea. So let’s get to work America. I am sure we can get the problem well in hand and whip out the solution in no time.
Joni Ernst and her husband were divorced last month. She claims that she turned down the offer from Individual 1 to be his Vice President because she was afraid her husband would be jealous.
Must be Mexican porn.
Darn it. I came in to post the “porn tax” thing.
My understanding is that not only was the aircraft carrier amendment dropped from the bill, it was proposed by an opponent of the bill to highlight the idiocy of the bill. Regardless, the full bill failed to pass, but the news stories live on.
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Arizona state representative Gail Griffin ® proposes a bill to require all computers sold in state be locked from accessing porn. Users must pay $20 fee to unlock access to porn.
The fee goes towards paying for Trump’s border wall.
I read that as…
“Arizona republican proposes selling porn to Trump supporters in order to finance the wall.”