Stupid Republican idea of the day

That depends. What race are the parents?

Really, though, we tried that already and it didn’t end well, especially since the partial people could not vote. Much like a fetus. Unless it will vote Republican. Then they will lower the voting age to conception.

News flash: A Republican has a smart idea – reform copyright law to make it benefit all of society instead of just greedy corporations – but is forced by the Republican establishment to retract it within 24 hours.

“Unskewed Polls” guy Dean Chambers has doubled down on teh stoopid:

(Emphasis added in case anyone missed the oh-so-subtle dogwhistle.)

This is a week old, but I didn’t see it mentioned and it gave me the giggles:

You mean we will have Allen West to kick around some more? Joy.

A new stupid idea from WorldNetDaily, that bastion of objective reporting: “How Obama can be stopped in Electoral College”.

Except, as it turns out, they don’t understand the 12th Amendment.

Nah, if the fetus is a person when there is a miscarriage a death certificate will be required, and a $500 casket for a dozen cells or so. And a pathology report. Coroners, start buying really tiny scalpels.
Maybe this is really a plot by the funeral industry. I can see the show now - Six Inches Under.

A followup selection of choice wingnut comments:

:smack: :rolleyes:

Something about that last one has a hint of post-modernist irony. “Campus of the electoral college” seems a mite complex for a shit-for-brains WorldNutter.

Yeah, that whole set of comments has me stuck firmly athwart Poe’s Law…I just can’t tell…

Yeah, I thought they were Poes.

Well, if any industry knows plots…

<badoom tish>

As long as we’re kicking him around a different state.

Some of us are still trying to scrape the “duhh!” off the end of “Flori-”. It’s been an uphill battle. :wink:

Born and raised in Texas, I can relate. We’re getting there. Slow, but slow.

It’s a foregone conclusion. By executing the mentally disabled, Texas is only accelerating the marginalizing of the GOP.

Dear God, they are going to nuke the Aggies?

I searched for a mention of this in the Pit and did not see it. Story is from March. Still stupid is strong with this man and he should get his due credit.

Prayer as a method of drought relief works about as well as prayer as a method of birth control.

Of course prayer doesn’t work as birth control. God wants you to have that rape-baby.

Actually, Lord, I was thinking that a youngish virgin female is quite miracle enough. No need to overdo this, boil the baby in the bathwater, so to speak…