Please, let him yell out, “Suck on my machine gun, Obama!” pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!
If only we could get Ted to give the official GOP response.
BTW, we’re still counting the days until Ted ends up “dead or in jail”. A year from last April, wasn’t it? Maybe this is part of his plan to make it happen.
Are congresscritters allowed to have guests at the SOTU? Also, can we stop calling him the Motor City Madman now that he won’t go within 50 miles of any city?
On that same show, a GOP strategist asserted that Marco Rubio is “modern” because he “knows who Tupac is.”
Tupac died.over 16 years ago. If.you tell me someone is modern because they know of someone from a generation ago, I’m going to wonder about your definition of modern.
Modern is a generation ago. The current generation is post-modern.
Yes. Nothing is identified by what it is anymore, only by what it isn’t.
Former FBI agent insists nominee for CIA director John Brennan is a secret Muslim:
It’s a good thing this Anti-American bastard no longer works for the government.
Oh no, can’t call him a pedophile. Even though he called himself that at one point. Fact of the matter is (as Bricker pointed out in excruciating detail in another thread), at the time he marred Pele Massa, the legal age of consent in Hawaii was 14. Best I can tell, no evidence they ever fucked outside of that state. Though I’d love to find some.
Ed: For purposes of having another appellate to label Ted with of course, mere testimony is all that is sought.
“Courtney Love phoned into “The Howard Stern Show” on Monday (March 22, 2004) before eventually coming into the studio where she made the shocking allegation that one of the first times she had oral sex was with Ted Nugent. She said she was young and she didn’t want to say exactly how old she was, but eventually confessed she was 12-year-old — which would have made Nugent approximately 28 years old at the time. The New York Post attempted to contact Nugent for a response but was unsuccessful. Moderators at Nugent’s official forum deleted the only thread asking about the topic as evidenced by the forum’s search giving a file not found error for the matched thread. She added it was a long time ago and she didn’t even have breasts yet.”
Having been on the wrong end of an abysmally stupid HOA dispute before, I was rooting for the couple with the Obama sign before I read that link. Now that I’ve read it, they sound like assholes, and my sympathy is for their neighbors.
I looked him up because I didn’t remember him suffering from unfortunate blackness, but no, he’s still the pasty-faced Irishman I remember from the Bush administration.
Everything Marco Rubio is saying right now is a stupid republican idea…in other words, a lie. I’m literally filled with nausea.
LOL going for his water. Looked like Boehner had vodka in his glass.
Looked to me like he was getting a surreptitious prostate exam. Without lube.
That’s why he needed the vodka.
What gets me is how they’re always going on and on about the fetal heartbeat. OK, it has one. That doesn’t mean things are all okey-dokey. Do the people who draft these proposals ever think about the fact that there can be severe birth defects and that sometimes they don’t show up until late in the pregnancy?
The WAPO did a good job shooting down his contention that big government was the root cause of the mortgage crisis.
Rubio will go the way of Jindal. Tried and failed on the national stage.
IMO, the GOP should have trotted out Boehner. He’s at least the most powerful Republican in Washington - outside of the Supreme Court. And he knows the status of discussions with the White House. Clearly not insane enough for the teahadists, however.
Jesus. Imagine if he dehydrated in the middle of a speech? Tumbleweeds would shoot out of his tear ducts.
I think Biden should give the next televised speech and start eating an enormous hoagie in the middle of it.