Stupid Republican idea of the day

One’s a flaming inflated balloon of hot gas and the other one is a zeppelin, duh.

Somebody needs to advise Rush that that’s what humans do. We take the world as we find it, and we change it. Whether evolved or put in our nature by God, it is our biological specialty. Has been ever since our ancestors figured out that you can change the shape of a rock by banging it against another rock; that you can take those wolves following the camp for scraps and control their breeding and turn them into a thousand breeds of dog; that you don’t have to just look around for edible plants to gather, you can plant them, and then control their breeding so the edible parts grow bigger and tastier. We even change the landscape, and you don’t need high tech to do it. Europeans came to the New World and saw a wilderness untouched by the hand of man, but it wasn’t, really, you pretty much have to go to (pre-global-warming) Antarctica to find that. The Indians did not walk lightly on the land, they changed it – they had already made it something very different from what they found when they crossed the Bering Strait.

The Banana; Rush Limbaugh’s (and Ray Comfort’s) worst nightmare!

CMC fnord!

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/08/14/2467861/three-arizona-republicans-fema-hypocrisy/

**Three Republicans Who Opposed Sandy Relief Now Demand Disaster Aid For Arizona
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Republicans are hypocrites. Who knew?

waves hand in the air

OOH! OOH! Mistah Kottah! OOH!

Herman Cain: the “middle class” is a liberal media hoax that keeps us from unlocking the power of The Secret

So, Herman Cain thinks that we should simultaneously “live within our needs” and not limit ourselves to what it says on our bank statements? Sounds like solid advice to me.

How DARE those liberals try to determine the demographics of and needs of the poor in order to better serve their needs and try to help them out of poverty with social programs, that is TELLING THEM TO THINK OF THEMSELVES AS POOR AND LESS THAN DIRT unlike conservatives telling the poor how rugged and individual they are as they lead them to the wolves with dignity.

Turns out Conservatives were right to be suspicious of the First Lady’s activities…

Once Barack completes his last term, don’tcha know Michelle’s taking over?

I knew Orson Scott Card was a little nuts about gay marriage, but man, he’s deeper down the rabbit hole than I imagined:

Wow, that’s nuts.

You think THAT’S nuts, you should see the sheer volume of Mylanta that’s being downed at Lionsgate’s executive offices…

Well, since he says it would be perfectly legal to pound some sense into his head with a tire iron…

Sounds like the shop lifter/ pick pocket lobbyist have got to him…

I suppose Mr. McClintock now advocates the release from incarceration of all the men and women who were found guilty of possessing marijuana. I wonder how he feels about knife wielding rapists?

I should think he’d want to defer to Todd Aiken’s expertise on the topic of rape.

Of course guns don’t commit crime; people with guns commit crime.

You left out the funniest part.

Clearly he’s using the Republican definition of “compromise,” i.e. “I get what I want and you get bupkis.”

The Teabaggers are (at present) still Republicans, so:

Keep reading, it gets even worse.