So you all are pro-Antichrist-microchip-implantation? AHA!
Next time you run for office, I’ve got a political advertisement with ominous music and an ultra-serious sounding narrator with your name on it.
While we’re at it, I would like to pass a bill which outlaws that “precog” program from Minority Report, that is some scary stuff.
But will it have a sheep furry with red-lit eyes crawling around in a field?
Man, I loves me some furries in political ads…
You mean like this one? Demon sheep and everything.
oh man someone beat me to it
I notice there hasn’t been a dumb Democrat idea of the day up for a long time. One of these months they’ll have an idea and we can have a new pit thread on the idea.
The best part of this ad is that the republicans are all depicted as ***sheep ***by a republican!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! Ah, republicans - sheep in sheeps’ clothing! :wipes eyes: Priceless.
I’m against involuntary microchip installations by Christ too!
I never heard of this guy until yesterday’s TRMS, but I think he may be onto something.
Utah State Sen. Chris Buttars (R-Utah), thinks the way to improve Utah is to reduce the amount of education its children receive. He is promoting the elimination of the 12th grade.
Cite.
Now there’s an idea! Hey, think of all the money we could save if we got rid of some of the other grades, too! I didn’t like third grade, I was a total slacker. Out. And 7th grade – ugh – no one enjoys 7th grade. Also out! I could do this all day.
I do wonder how many grades he slept through. Because this is the guy who also said, regarding gay people: "They’re mean! They want to talk about being nice — they’re the meanest buggers I ever seen.” Feb. 17, 2009
and
Nov. 19, 2009; “I don’t mind gays. But I don’t want 'em stuffing it down my throat all the time.”
:rolleyes:
I know this annoys some people, but:
Win!
It’s not that Democrats haven’t got any ideas. It’s that none of them can be explained within the confines of a thread of one-liners.
Nah, it’s the same philosophy as NCLB - destroying the educational system. Got rid of 12th grade? Great. You know, after a couple years we all learn that 11th grade is pretty much a blow-off year. Out it goes!
-Joe
Yup, they figure they can get another of their precious tax cuts out of it, plus the resultant ignorant SOB’s are more likelier* to join onto the Republican base later in life.
*Yes, that was hard to spell that way.
You misspelled “four-pagers”.
That’s right, Michael Steele. I said it. Send your FOX security. This is Zion, and we are NOT AFRAID!!!
South Carolina Lawmaker Seeks to Ban Federal Currency
Here is a picture of a Fiat X1/9.
They were fun to drive, but were not made out of Gold, and the transmission occasionally acted clunky.
Aw, damn, I was hoping I’d be the first to post this.
There is some high-level crazy down in my home state.
Shit, I’m from Texas, tell me about it. Talking refined, weapons-grade crazy here, can’t do a quorum call in the State Leg for fear of setting off a thermobatshit explosion!
Yes, but how many people from Texas have been arrested twice for schtupping a horse?
Pretty sure luci had those records expunged. So he probably doesn’t count.
-Joe
Well, I’m not from Texas.
Well thanks to the Citizens’ United case Rep. Mike Pitts can now be the official congressman of Goldline International, Inc., so it’s working out well for everyone.
I hope M&M Mars buys a congressman in my state and makes the official currency peanut M&Ms! Yum!