Stupid Republican idea of the day

Really? I thought it was for the jizz reviews.

Emission accomplished!

Hey, I didn’t start it:

In any case, Og found me long ago. But the doctors assure me I may regain some function over time.

#JohnCornyn on the Iran nuke deal:
“Amazing what WH will do to distract attention from O-care”

Trying to outdo John “Bomb, bomb Iran” McCain, Senator? :rolleyes:

I know! One more rollout problem and he might shut down Gitmo! :eek:

Remember when Clinton was trying to get Osama bin Laden and the Republicans accused him of just trying to distract attention away from the whole Whitewater thing and that it wasn’t a real issue? And how eventually it became too politically sensitive for Clinton to continue with?

So how did that all work out for America, Senator?

Oklahoma governor being Oklahoman.

:rolleyes: You’re doin’ fine . . .

Since Republicans are obsessed with Obamacare and have thought about nothing but Obamacare for years and design everything they do around Obamacare, I can understand why they think the same is true of Obama.

The best part is this tweet from Fallin: “To set the record straight - no National Guardsman in Oklahoma is being denied marriage benefits. Stories that suggest otherwise are false.” Apparently it’s ok to be a fartbag if the federal government will do the work you’re shirking.

Reminds me of the Southern cities that closed their public facilities rather than letting black people enter them.

Oh… My… God…

There’s such a thing as the “Oklahoma Military Department”?

Be cool. It’s just the administrative layer over the OK National Guard and the “well-organized militias” that don’t happen to actually, ya know, *exist *and shit.

Oklahoma governor being Oklahoman - from Batfish don’t know why quote function died???
Originally Posted by Batfish http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/images/buttons/viewpost.gif
Oklahoma governor being Oklahoman.

Article on same subject on SLATE - by Mark Joseph Stern http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2…src=burger_bar

Added idiocy -
… When Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin was sworn into office, she promised in her oath to “offend the Constitution of the United States.” Many at the time assumed it was a blunder. But as it turns out, Gov. Fallin is true to her word…

Lapdog Attorney General Scott Pruitt, (“0” for last century in arguing constitutionality of various Derplahomian legislated hate crimes laws), is in her corner.

Matress Mary and the AG are also fighting disclosure of around 110 emails related to Mary belatedly returning to the Feds $54 million the state got to set up it’s ACA health exchange. The odds on favorite reason is threats to primary her in a re-election bid
unless she toed the Tea Party line. Turns out there is no “executive privilege” or state secrets in Oklahoma. That was another interesting flip-flop by AG Pruitt. Our idiot-in-charge was originally thankful for the money and the ACA as it would save actual citizens in Oklahoma money and insure more of them.

excuse some of the repeats above - edit/preview and a couple of other things not working right.

Actually, I think some states do have militias separate from their NGs. But I have no idea what they’re used for.

Rescuing babies from wells.

We did it!

(AotTM)

…then erases it, but too late, screenshots, don’tcha know:

Republican congressional candidate wants to round up all the “wetbacks”: