40 virgins, 72 virgins, however many . . .
Nobody reads the fine print, it seems.
When you go to heaven and collect your 72 (or whatever) virgins,
they never mention that once there, those virgins have to
stay virgins. Forever.
What the honorable gentleman fails to understand is that Operation Wetback was a tactical success (they did indeed deport over a million aliens) but a strategic failure (OW is why we don’t have any illegal aliens today…wait…). The only way to really limit illegal immigration is to GO AFTER THE EMPLOYERS! And not the penny-ante rich guy with a Colombian nanny for his kids. We’re talking agrigloms and big manufacturing. But the party that’s really HOT for getting rid of all the illegal aliens is also the party that loves having its head patted and its pockets filled by those same agrigloms and big manufacturers, so it’s not going to happen.
I don’t know that I’d call that dumb. Obama made a point of saying if he had a son, he’d look like Trayvon, etc.
The dumb part is that calling him Trayvon is supposed to be an insult.
Okay, but if that’s the standard then everything Dinesh D’Souza has ever tweeted probably needs to go in here.
And the implication that Obama is just a wannabe gangbanger who grew older.
I saw a toon where a Muslim gets 72 virgins but they’re all babies.
I’d argue that any standard worth actually adhering to would cause that. D’Souza is a Malkinesque racial token hack who hasn’t had an original or, arguably, GOOD idea since the day he was born.
I saw one where the jihadist is rewarded with 72 virgins by being put at a Star Trek convention.
Oh, I dunno. The Sixth Sense was pretty good, I hear.
And there’s a joke where it’s 72 Virginians and he spends eternity having the crap beaten out of him by the Founding Fathers.
How do you “repatriate” American-born children? American-born children are, by definition, Americans! What you have there is what we call expatriation.
If they’re brown and on the other side of the border, who’s to know
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Well, the Mexican gov, for starters. They will likely notice if they find themselves with a whole bunch of kids who have lived in America all their lives, speak marginal Spanish and haven’t the least clue how to adapt to life as a Mexican. They are likely to mention that, next chance they get. We have an embassy there? Yeah, their phone will ring.
And then, of course, they will deport them. On second thought, they might not if the parents are with them, they are unlikely to break apart families over some point of law. They are big on family values down there. Pretty good on that whole “common decency” thing, too.
“My only hope is when those terrorists get to heaven, they meet up with the kind of virgins we had in Catholic school: Sister Mike Ditka from Our Mother of Eternal Retribution.” —Robin Williams
(…slowly wakes up and lifts head from the bar…)
Ditka!
(…drops head back to the bar, with an audible thump…)
Well, certain persons with certain interests would consider that to be heavenly. Only problem is, those persons, you know, probably don’t actually get into heaven.
Actually, the USA combined buildings of their Rome UN mission and the embassies to Italy and the Vatican and saved $1.4 million doing so. There was no reduction of staff or mission.
Was Jeb supposed to be the smarter of the two brothers?
Have his three kids all cleared up their legal problems so he now feels free to spout off about stuff?
Smart != honest.