Not to disparage a cherished Revolutionary story, but where the hell you gonna go, in the middle of winter, with no food, no shoes, and no horse?
Miami Beach?
Disneyland?
The nearest farmhouse, with a musket. Now I’ve got a meal, a pair of shoes, and a horse.
(And a price on my head, but, hey, it beats freezing to death.)
The old-fart N-word guy in New Hampshire has resigned. No word on if he realizes he actually did anything wrong, but at his age it’s close to not mattering anymore anyway.
Debra Lamm, a Teahadist running for the Montana House, touts her endorsement by her local GOP central committee - of which she is the chair and her husband is the treasurer. 
At least they have a candidate they can solidly support. Too bad it’s not the district they actually live in.
I’ll tell you where I’m gonna go. I’m gonna go shoot the horse that made off with my shoes, and then I’m gonna eat the sumbitch.
North Carolina Pubs want to make it a felony to disclose fracking chemicals (because they’re trade secrets).
And the award for “I’ve been thoroughly bribed and I can’t be arsed even trying to hide it” goes to…
The new Common Core curriculum may or may not be a good thing. I’m sure there is cogent debate on it’s merits. In Florida, however, it will turn all children gay
Stupid… erm… smart gays with all their educatin’ and stuff!
Emergencies responders are covered under existing confidentiality requirements, aren’t they? Doesn’t the Chemical-terrorism Vulnerability Information Authorized User certification cover that?
I think.
Another theory:
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Those motel/hotels could have been booked by Democrat Politicians to prevent Marchers from having a place to stay.
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There’s an app for that.
No child left to admire mens’ behinds.
Soooo going to Hell.
All the better to support their parents in their dotage. I should think people in Florida, of all places, would come up with this on their own.
Oh, yeah, kids will support you in your old age, because they are so grateful, and stuff. Shit, my kids only talk to me because I know where to get the good weed. Old school organic hippies, there is some shit they know how to do…
As Eugene V. Debs is my witness, I never heard of it before now. I’ll Google it, damned if I’m going to ask* him!*