Stupid Republican idea of the day

“Double-mindedness” – is this term an invention of Congressman Van Zant? I’ve never heard it before. I kinda like it – could be a useful word for something, once we remove it from this particular context of “fear of teh gay.”

Tucker Carlson says that it’s a racist attack to point out his white privilege.

It’s probably not a good idea for him to try inventing double-mindedness until he gets the hang of having any mind at all.

Now they’re blaming the failure of Operation American Spring on . . . Glenn Beck.

Joy!

I’ll get the popcorn.

Bah. Beck’s been dead to me ever since his plan of founding an unincorporated centrally planned, zero taxation community to demonstrate Randian libertarianism and the true meaning of Freedom, a permanent haven where like minded individuals could Go Galt amongst themselves. And be politically re-educated (I am not making one thing up)

It didn’t get past the selling books to talk about how sweet it was gonna be stage and fuck me but it would have been comedy gold all along and it NEVER happened. You LIED to me, Glenn !

This could be the Louie Gohmert stupid idea of the day thread, but today’s comment from Congressman Louie: (I think) “Too many children are illegally entering the United States and not paying taxes”. (I think)

It’s Texas. Dumber than Mississippi, meaner than Kansas, south of Oklahoma.

Pat Sajak: People Who Believe in Climate Change Are ‘Unpatriotic Racists’

Salon on conservative game-show hosts.

Followed by:

No, Pat, you’re thinking of something else, but it rhymes . . . try it . . .

So, how does racism apply? I cannot figure that one out, even with twisted science-denier logic.

Sajak’s just trolling.

Fuzzing?

Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t scuzzy, was he?

Jesus Christ. Read it and puke.

I think he means something that rhymes with “stick”

Let me try:

It’s only white nations like us that are being called to make sacrifices. We’re being told to we can’t drive our Hummer’s because some poor brown person in Bangladesh might find their town is suddenly 4 feet below sea level. It’s not fair!

I’ll bet his wife was glad he was sentenced to 8 years home detention.

Where he can sit and watch the tapes he made.