Where’s the bill requiring divorces to only be performed by ordained ministers?
Those will still be handled, and billed for, by a similar sort of dedicated professionals with a different polarity of ordination.
Finally! A Republican who wants gun control!
Senator Dan Sullivan, (R) Alaska has introduced an amendment to the Keystone Pipeline bill that would disarm EPA law enforcement officers:
Business Opportunity: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: Paper Certificates of Ordination - The cost is $25.
It’s not hard for an Agnostic/Atheist to get ordained. Some of the outfits even offer help if the county clerks office gives you any crap about your credentials.
The money shot in that article:
Usually “rammed” or “stuffed”, isn’t it?
As anyone posted yet about Sarah Palin and deflated balls?
**Sarah Palin rips GOP leadership for ‘deflated balls’ **
I feel a little bad that I can’t make shit like this up, but then, who could?
He reminds me of a Gringotts’ gnome with his complete lack of compassion. Except he’s stupid and crazy.
Ahem, they were goblins, not gnomes. :o
Though, clearly, Louie speaks their language.
Fifty years ago, Texas goobers like him were cursing the ground MLK walked on, now he invokes his name to support his case.
Progress. Gotta love it.
Good God, do legislators not even pass high school civics classes anymore? The government instituting a religious test. Totes awesome. Much wow legislature, guys.
Unfortunately, each church has not only its own doctrines but also its own culture and customs. In this one, instead of throwing rice at the bride and groom (or, bride and bride or groom and groom or whatevs) . . . well, it gets kinda messy. Unless you want a Reform ceremony. Then they at least omit the sauce.
Education is a liberal, un-American ploy.
Well, it looks like he was arrested, so he failed to properly invoke his privilege. Now all he has to do is show the judge that he keeps a bottle of rye in his desk, or that some other legislator does. Because, if he stopped at a watering hole, it would no longer be “to” or “from” a session.
I see what you did there. 
Huckabee: America Needs To Know Laws ‘Come From God,’ Not Man
But, of course, not Sharia Law.
Boy, those Log Cabin Republicans, though, they ain’t goin’ for subtle . . .
“So, how many logs have you had in your cabin, Senator?”
I refuse to believe they are that stupid, I attribute their ignorance to malice. They know they can’t pass it, but they throw that kind of red meat to their brainless constituents
Call that the “stupid Yogosouth idea of the day”. You just basically called 50 million women crazy and/or stupid. Fortunatley, you only called a few million gays crazy and stupid. Let’s hope you don’t expound on the couple million African-Americans who vote Republican.