How you pursued a hobby that you ended up disliking?
Disposing of the body
So what is your hobby?
Disposing of the body
Waiting in line at Disney World
Dying in line at Disney World
A question about full immersion baptism.
Could a shark live on pastrami only?
You’re baptizing pastrami?
** I am very afraid
Getting rid of the body**
No need to get all worked up! Just call Dispose-A-Body, and our 24-hour service will take that decaying corpse off your hands. Not available in Montana.
Best option for a finished basement flooring?
Disposing of the body
Under it.
** The STUPIDEST Reason to Want Your Pet Euthanized!
It’s always a fucking Pit Bull**
I tried to get it to change into a nice, soft fluffy kitten, but no,so kill it.
** How could the US government “shut down the internet”?
Pocket knives with corkscrew?**
Yeah, all some civil servant has to do is press the little recessed button and presto, the whole Internet resets, and you can’t log back in unless you know the password.
** Won’t you take me to Monkey Town…
Serious questions about the smell of human poop**
The Rio Olympic Village sounds like a fun place.
The most valuable memer of your post-apocalyptic refuge has a huge hidden drawback.
“She’s your daughter. Not your date” anti-incest billboards OK?
The billboards were over the top. You could have just told me.
Unpopular opinions
Practicle Advice
Nobody ever likes getting praticle advice. It makes them (sic).
**Countdown to Win10 free conversion deadline
I am very afraid **
We all are, buddy. We all are.
Disposing of the body
When guy mentions his girlfriend or wife in the conversation …?
…it’s time to change the subject. Hey, how about them Cubs?
Alligator drags away 2-year-old boy in Florida
Parents who buried their kids
**When guy mentions his girlfriend or wife in the conversation …?
“She’s your daughter. Not your date” anti-incest billboards OK? **
Whatever it takes to get the message through to him.
Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy
This doesn’t sound like mild autism to me
Whatever it is, it’s not “mild”.
**“She’s your daughter. Not your date” anti-incest billboards OK?
Waiting in line at Disney World **
Seems like a sensible place to put them up.
** Real world value of a PhD
Waiting in line at Disney World**
“But I have a doctorate in medieval literature!” “Sorry, bub.”
**The most valuable memer of your post-apocalyptic refuge has a huge hidden drawback.
Are You A Shy Pooer? **
Innocent moments that look bad
Colorado Proposition 69
** 15 yo asks about the Beatles, what songs to suggest?
I like Corelle® plates**
…and I cannot lie"
Yeah, that one rocks.
**Waiting in line at Disney World
Are You A Shy Pooer? **
Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go, you know? And I’ve been waiting in line for hours, so I’m not about to give up my place and go to the back.