**I had a first date last night and have a question
Why do old men like lawns? **
Yes, I go on some weird dates sometimes.
Some interesting things I have seen while travelling
Alligator drags away 2-year-old boy in Florida
What word or words would you like to hear in more common usage?
Potbellies & Middle-aged/Older Men
Seems those are pretty common already.
**Supposedly common dog names that really aren’t
aahopr deit **
** I had a first date last night and have a question
Do Crows = Death? and Step Dad dying.**
Crows are not a good sign - but when vultures start circling over your relationship, it’s time to move on.
I had a first date last night and have a question
Is a fetus ever awake?
Well, not that soon…
**Strangest thing you discovered when you moved in your place?
Landlord shit. Cue anxiety and/or panic attack **
He really should have cleaned that up.
** How early is too early to mow your lawn?
What do you make of this bizarre comment/compliment?**
Well, maybe he really does want to mow your lawn. Ask him if Brush-B-Gon is a good solution for unwanted woody sprouts.
**Doctors, Physicists, would this murder method actually work?
Suppose the astronauts had died on the moon …
fuel line, lawn mower, stop me from doing something stupid **
Just what the hell are you planning?
**Things you should never Google
Sangria**
People shouldn’t see how their laws, sausages, and Sangria are made.
**Things You Should NEVER Google
Are Roundabouts Becoming More Common in USA? **
Apparently “roundabout” has acquired a new and very different meaning these days.
You learn something new every day. Here’s my contribution.
THC found in Colorado water supply!
♬ Rocky Mountain High
In Colorado… ♬
Far out!
**30 and Unemployable; Where happens to them now?
Uber is about the best 2nd job I can imagine **
**Who will be our next president? (note: who will be, not who you would like it to be)
Another “Why does my cat do this?” Thread **
I, for one, welcome our new feline overlord.
Why on earth would anyone eat these?
Quick vegetarian recipes
Cause they are quick. And good.
**Another “Why does my cat do this?” Thread
Waiting in line at Disney World **
He wants to go in and chase Mickey Mouse?
Utterly bored and looking for inpiration/entertainment.
Why do old men like lawns?
Maybe you should start a lawn.
You learn something new every day. Here’s my contribution.
Not sure if I’m possessed by satan
Not sure if I’m possessed by satan
Leslie Van Houten recommended for parole
If only she’d been sure…
**30 and Unemployable; What happens to them now?
Waiting in line at Disney World **
Forever and ever. Or at least until they starve to death.