** Are West Coast people different than East Coast people?
So, tell me about Northwest Arkansas**
They’re hip, and I really dig those styles they wear.
**Which Species Has The Largest Penis?
Worst TV show ever? **
Science program or quiz show?
“I’ll take Aquatic Schlongs for 400, Alex.”
I got a Ukulele! Now what?
The Doors on Ed Sullivan?
Even if you could get what’s left of the group back together, “Light My Fire” would never be the same. 
French grammar question
Shockwave Flash has crashed!
Apparently it’s “Shockwave Flash a cessé de fonctionner!” or “Shockwave Flash a planté!”, but either way, shouldn’t there be a “tu” in there somewhere? 
Weird/bizarre artists.
The Doors on Ed Sullivan?
There probably were people who thought so at the time.
I got a Ukulele! Now what?
Does anybody find circus clowns funny?
The French would probably love a ukulele playing circus clown.
** Girlfriend goes to Cuba with her ex boyfriend
What are your worst fashion choices?**
This has to be in the top ten.
**Are gorillas using sign language really communicating with humans?
The Republican national Convention **
That explains the signs all over the place.
** Anyone get an an enema lately?
Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy**
Courtesy of New Threads (too good not to share):
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I had a first date last night and have a question
Is it safe for pornstars to prolapse their buttholes? **
I had a first date last night and have a question
Anyone get an an enema lately?
And I can’t even get a good-night kiss.
**If mankind became immortal
Gendered Words
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At what point am I legally responsible for feral animals on my property?
Does food cook more quickly with a lid on the pan?
**In what subjects is your ignorance profound?
I had a first date last night and have a question **
The answer is: No, don’t send that dick pic.
**In what subjects is your ignorance profound?
what should I do while I’m in Asheville?
You’ve lived here your entire life and don’t know where anything is? **
**I had a first date last night and have a question
Gender Designation Change Request
One shot at dinner
Anton Yelchin dead at 27
**
**Explain someone else’s user name, please!
aahopr deit
**
aahopr deit is a latin phrase meaning “The God Brewed Beer”.
** How did ancient humans deal with baby poop?
A question about full immersion baptism.**
I ain’t a-joinin’ that sect, nuh-uh.
In what subjects is your ignorance profound?
Nomenclature of long-legged bugs
“Ooh, look, it’s one of those sonny long-arms!”
Possible Norovirus Outbreak at RNC
Things You Should NEVER Google
Where did early car drivers get their fuel?
Restaurants and Restrooms
“Yessir, anytime I needed a fill I just stopped off at Myrtle’s Diner for some used cooking oil and the overflow from their septic tank. Had to drive with the windows down but since we didn’t have no windows it didn’t matter.”
**So my wife gets dressed to the nines each Friday night, goes out but doesn’t tell me where she goes
Girlfriend goes to Cuba with her ex boyfriend
You learn something new every day. Here’s my contribution.
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So you finally figured it out?