**What if you don’t like your stepchild?
Random, dismembered limbs **
:eek:
I say again: :eek:
Once more for emphasis: :eek:
Would you use a Lamborghini to run errands?
Professional people: would you take a job as a chauffeeur [sic] for a 50% bump in pay?
Let me get this straight. My job would be to to drive a lamborghini for a 50% increase in pay? I believe I might.
** Thinking of installing a solar system
Time to see Dr. Poopersnooper**
“Hello, InventHelp? I’ve developed a revolutionary solar-powered colonoscopy, and I need…hello?”
What actor does this British actress remind me of?
In which I meet Willem Dafoe
Was (s)he selling snickers?
** The ‘house smell’
Scratching your crotch**
Thanks, but I’ll be staying at Motel 6.
**Whoops! Plane lands at wrong airport.
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? **
**Would you let your friend do this degrading, deperate deed?
Poll: Do You Text? **
Not a fan of modern life, huh?
**Whoops! Plane lands at wrong airport.
God Wasn’t Her Co-Pilot **
That clearly explains it.
Things that make you feel old
D.B.Cooper.
Just heard on the news: “A matador was fatally killed…”
So long D.B.Cooper.
No wonder we never found him.
**Favourite interviewees/talk show guests, and why
Why Scooby-Doo? **
When he’s not in character, he’s actually charming, funny and a snappy dresser.
** Weird Earls–Weirder Basement
Scratching your crotch**
Never a dull moment at Weird Earl’s.
The Vanishing Women
Amazing Dog Feats!
She was here a minute ago. And why is Bandit burping?
What was your first memory in life?
Woman hires Cat sitter and more than the cat gets stroked.
That sounds traumatic.
A Tick!
Slang terms for a very small unit of measurement
Wow, that’s tiny. How long is it?
Oh, just a couple of ticks long.
**What was your first memory in life?
Going to Tahiti! **
**Strangest thing you discovered when you moved in your place?
A Tick! **
**Which Species Has The Largest Penis?
What did folks think about apes before Darwin?
**
They thought apes were the largest, until they saw Darwin.
I think I may have just rewatched a racist ST:NG episode.
Other than Hitler, name a figure associated with WWII
How would people know you’ve been replaced by an impostor?
I just cancelled Netflix after 9 years
How did ancient humans deal with baby poop?
Coin flips, biased coins, and confidence