** Torture doesn’t work
What should be Done with Nonviolent Child Molesters?
On an assault weapon ban
Does Islam drive homophobic violence?
Feminists treat men badly. It’s bad for feminism.**
The Straight Dope. Sex and violence.
** Can You pass this US citizenship test?
My Underarms Smell Like Vagina **
Famous quote from Ben Franklin? Alexander Hamilton? Betsy Ross? I’m stumped.
**What is a cliche?
What’s the melody that says ‘scary redneck country’?
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Ummm…a cliché?
My Underarms Smell Like Vagina
Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?
** If you can’t hold 200 lbs for 30 seconds…
I am tired of you playing the cripple**
Yeah, if granny can’t pull her weight around here, she’s out on the street. :mad:
To Boldly Go Where No Star Trek Franchise Has Gone Before
Sir Patrick Stewart sings the cowboy classics
Who was your first crush on?
Girl at my work
Current top 40 music
Sir Patrick Stewart sings the cowboy classics
Scratching your crotch
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?
Not in polite company.
Scratching your crotch
I have an agent.
I hear he gets 10% of your crabs. :eek:
**Musically, how do you like your breakup?
Sir Patrick Stewart sings the cowboy classics **
**Positive Gun News of the Day
Shots fired at police officers at Dallas anti-police protest
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Positive? POSITIVE???
**The original outlives the replacement
What’s the melody that says ‘scary redneck country’?
Bob Dylan Song – Why Boots of Spanish Leather? **
cars for short big people
Are You Proficient at Parallel Parking?
If so, I’d recommend the Smart Car GX with auto-extractor and snack bar.
** What are your OCD tendencies?
Whoops! Plane lands at wrong airport.
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My airplanes always land at the right airports. I’m particular that way. If they don’t, I get all annoyed. I can’t stand it until I get them to the right airports.
**Who was your first crush on?
Girl at my work
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**You’ve lived here your entire life and don’t know where anything is?
Whoops! Plane lands at wrong airport. **
** Have you ever googled yourself?
Scratching your crotch**
Goddamnit, I thought they’d taken down all those photos.
** Christians: What’s the lowdown on The Second Coming?
“Boys will be boys!”**
**How do med students learn to do a digital-rectal exam?
“take the candle on this one” Is this a proper phrase? **
You start with the candle, and work your way up.
**Who do you look like?
Other than Hitler, name a figure associated with WWII **
Churchill.
If you combine the two, you’ll find that I basically look like Oliver Hardy.