Desert survival
Social Security
Global warming has made putting old people on ice floes problematic. So now we’re dropping them off in the desert instead. Old people like hot weather, right?
Guns and Roses tour
Singing vibrators
We’re getting a little old for rocking and rolling, so we’ll just sort of vibrate a bit instead of jumping round.
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Ever have an online fling?
Scratching your crotch
That’ll bring them in.
What’s the Weirdest/Strangest Thing You’ve Ever Seen/Witnessed?
Girl at my work
That seems unkind.
Facilitated Communicaton has once again caused a legal nightmare for innocent parents.
I am tired of you playing the cripple
On an assault weapon ban
Is nuclear power economical?
Seems like the next logical step, but they don’t keel over fast enough.
Girl at my work
Scratching your crotch
mmm
** Ever have an online fling?
40 years ago…**
We exchanged punch cards in the shade of an enormous IBM machine. It was bliss…
**We went to the Magic Castle
Have You Ever Encountered a Demon or an Angel?
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Yes, but not at the Magic Castle.
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
What’s the most interesting bird you saw today?
What’s the most inter–OOOOH! Shiny!
Scratching your crotch
We went to the Magic Castle
** What’s the Weirdest/Strangest Thing You’ve Ever Seen/Witnessed?
Have You Ever Encountered a Demon or an Angel?**
Yes, and it was the weirdest/strangest thing I’ve ever seen, witnessed or encountered.
What was your fifteen minutes of fame?
Copy and share this on your wall or you don’t support my cause du jour!
Man, those were the days.
What was your fifteen minutes of fame?
Scratching your crotch
Have you ever googled yourself?
40 years ago…
I bet you didn’t get any hits.
Have You Ever Encountered a Demon or an Angel?
Have you ever googled yourself?
I googled “Kunilou Demon” and there they were!
**Can You pass this US citizenship test?
What is the foreign language equivalent of America’s “Well, duhhhhhh”?
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**Relationships and constipation
Ever have an online fling?
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What’s the rarest or most unusual animal you’ve seen?
Sweat Bees
**Have You Ever Encountered a Demon or an Angel?
Girl at my work **
She’s a bit of both.
What’s the melody that says ‘scary redneck country’?
Pimiento Cheese
Well, it’s red, cheesy, and scary to purists.