Airplane Safety Briefing/Announcement Humor
So where are the good cheap used cars?
Turkish airport bombed
Name anything that offends you
That whole sequence of threads.
** Ever lose sleep over your job?
“We don’t want four more years of Obama”**
And he’s losing sleep over it.
**How have you amazed a kid recently?
I am a horrible person (killed a bunny) **
What’s the rarest or most unusual animal you’ve seen?
The Indignant Dogs of Summer
What’s your pet peeve(s)?
I dont like hilary i dotn like trump either
Yeah, yeah, you and a billion others.
** The original outlives the replacement
Danger, Will Robinson! **
** Poll: Women - are you offended when a man tries to shake your hand?
Poll: Men - Are you offended when a woman holds the door for you?**
Poll: Dogs - Are you offended when your owner belches or farts?
From sportsillustrated.com:
Human body parts wash up on Rio Olympic beach
Phelps, Franklin punch tickets to Rio at swim trials
Your tales of run-ins with sociopaths/psychopaths
No more ‘brownies’ for you
You… you monster!
Going to the Gym to NOT Work Out
Dear Old Person at the Gym
Positive Gun News of the Day
Put the gun down and step away from the Tai Chi class.
** Are dogs carnivores or omnivores?
Underarm Hair**
Yeah, they’ll eat that too, especially if you rub in some peanut butter.
Slang in English, Hebrew, and other languages: floppy/flabby flesh hanging from your upper arm?
Dangly bits on Apache Chopper?
My arm or the chopper’s arm?
Tesla Self Driving Car fatality
**Sacrificing one to save the many.[/]
Damn, Elon. Didn’t know you were that ruthless.
**Interesting/weird/amusing tombstones you have seen.
Environmental extremism collides with reality
**
Makes you wonder what happened
** What else happened the day you were conceived?
The Fuzz BOLO Fuzzy-Wuzzy **
Which explains why I always wear long sleeves.
Christians: What’s the lowdown on The Second Coming?
Strange things we do for our pets
Fido really needed the extra peanut butter!
What’s the Weirdest/Strangest Thing You’ve Ever Seen/Witnessed?
I’m graduating soon!
Ever have an online fling?
Online Dating Question
A pitcherful of tasty adult beverages - suggestions needed
Alcoholic Punch Recipes
Want to slide 1000 ft above the ground?
Scratching your crotch
It was the most popular kiddie ride at the fair, until Bob got itchy.
Most useless item found in the vast majority of homes?
Airport full body scanners.
Hey, mine works great. Though the plumber won’t come over anymore. 