Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy

** Hamilton - The Musical
American Ninja Warrior**

Either Hamilton could do anything, or they added ninja’s to improve it!

Weaponized breakfast
Eww, how can you eat that?

** Why do things photographed at a distance look smaller in photos than they do to your eyes?
Why are breasts so variable in size?**

Why does wearing an “Objects May Be Closer Than They Appear” t-shirt make you look tacky?

**Which celebrity do you closely resemble?
What else happened the day you were conceived? **

Well, my mother did go to that Led Zeppelin concert… :dubious:

Didn’t he use to team up with Lincoln to hunt vampires? Or was that Lyndon B Johnson?

Mother-in-Law dying…
Heckling

Name anything that offends you
An insufferable wedding announcent.

Did you get a credit from the Amazon e-books settlement?
Just some old pocket change

**Tell me what you think when you look at this picture of bacon
Eww, how can you eat that? **

Vegetarian or kosher?

Do Sex Therapists Have Sex With You?
Where / how do I discharge an old fire extinguisher?

Interesting euphemism there, Charlie.

Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy
"It’s so hot that…"

Studies say Black women have the tightest, smallest and strongest vagina’s??
Name anything that offends you

** Is this a weird office situation?
Kitty is Blocked Up - Ideas? (Vaseline on hand)**

Well, it sure livened things up at the Motor Vehicle bureau.

** Why are breasts so variable in size?
Why Does Alcohol Have This Effect On Me?**

Trifecta!
**Name anything that offends you

Ladies, how do you feel when you catch a man looking at you?

Women - do you think about boffing random strangers? **

What happens to the Jewish people in the Christian apocalypse?
“Political” Prosecutions

** What Would Reptillians Really Be Like?
Supreme Court Blocks Obama’s Executive Actions on Illegal Immigration**

Alito and Roberts and Thomas, oh my!

** Cities that recovered from major disasters
Texas abortion law struck down**

That is a whole state recovery!

How to tell when buttermilk has gone bad?
Good food being thrown away

** “We don’t want four more years of Obama”
help me get over my road trip fear **

It’s OK, he doesn’t usually stay at Motel 6.