** The intersection of 480th Street and Epic Avenue
Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand**
Used to be a thriving city market there. Now it’s nonstop rioting, pillage and a few stray guacamole stains. 
** What’s the Toughest College Course You Passed?
Repealing the 2nd Amendment**
I had lousy aim.
Dumb and Dumber: Wanna eat the most annoying thing in the world?
Name that McGuffin!
Why is everyone after my Egg McGuffin?
** Piper Cub thinks there’s something hinky going on at Buckingham Palace
What’s wrong with my goddamned saliva!?!?**
First the corgis vanished, and now this. :eek:
** WTF happened with my co-worker?
Do you have weird growing body hair?**
Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
Getting a tattoo, I have some questions.
I want to be formally condemned by a religious group. What are some easy and safe ways to do this?
Well, a tattoo that says “Catholics Are Annoying” might be ignored but is probably safe.* Getting one of Mohammed in a tutu is another story. :eek:
*though you never know how Bill Donohue will react.
What did I see: Right hand appeared to be under right arm pit.
Blood at the train station: what could have happened?
I dunno, but I’m using Uber from now on.
** This question is truly for the birds. [Attracting a wild bird]
Which explosive is the most powerful? **
“The Feed N’Explode™ features a weight-sensitive perch. When the bird lands, it triggers detonation by a minute quantity of plastic explosive. KA-POW!!!”
You know, I think there’s a market for this product.
Positive Gun News of the Day
After 15 years, I’m single
What is the NYC subway like?
People who creeped you out.
Welcome to New York!
Do Black People Taste Different Then White People?
What goes good with milk?
**What goes good with milk?
Random 70s Music
Eww, how can you eat that? **
Mass Casualty Shooting at a nightclub in Orlando.
Police, firefighters called in after flat Earth debate turns heated
**Alligator drags away 2-year-old boy in Florida
Critter Cam out back. **
**What goes good with milk?
Eww, how can you eat that?
Long shot, but can help me identify this song?
Random 70s Music**
**What is the NYC subway like?
Men - Have you ever been seduced? **
I think I was groped once. Does that count?
After 15 years, I’m single
Positive Gun News of the Day
That’s one way to do it.
** Eww, how can you eat that?
Do Black People Taste Different Then White People?**
You…racist! Everyone tastes the same, except for Asians.*
*but that’s not what I meant by “let’s get some Chinese take-out”.
**What is the purpose of nuclear weapons?
Weaponized breakfast**
**What, in your mind, was the strangest thing your grandparents watched on TV?
Tuvan Throat Singing **
** How Bad Are Carpenter Ants?
Is the working class disappearing?**
It was here a minute ago, before the chewing sounds started. :eek: